Yahoo Wants to Know if the Los Angeles Lakers Will Win the Stanley Cup

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Lakers Still Confident They Can Turn Their Season Around

Despite no longer being in the NBA playoffs, the Lakers still believe they have time to turn their season around and win the franchise's seventeenth championship. "We haven't ... Continue Reading →

Matt Bonner Refuses to Look at Lakers Fan

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Mike D’Antoni Calls Timeout to Read Really Insightful Kobe Tweet

Lakers head coach Mike D'Antoni burned his final timeout with eight minutes left in the fourth quarter of Game 1 of Los Angeles' opening round playoff series against the ... Continue Reading →

Kobe Vows to Start Week 1 of the NFL Season, Has Painkiller Dosage Lowered

Kobe Bryant vowed in a rambling, barely coherent Facebook posting at 4 a.m. this morning that he will suit up for the Lakers at quarterback for Week 1 of the NFL season. "My ... Continue Reading →

Mike D’Antoni Does Not Believe We Will Have Peace in Our Time

Is it the Israel-Palestine thing? Continue Reading →

Kobe Bryant Cuts Off “Traitorous” Left Ankle, Expected to Play Tomorrow

Lakers star Kobe Bryant was expected to be out indefinitely with a severely sprained left ankle, but the team announced today that he will play tomorrow after cutting the offending ... Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard Boos Magic Fans in His Return to Orlando

Dwight Howard loudly booed Orlando Magic fans in his first game back at Amway Arena on Tuesday night. Howard booed the fans the moment they entered the arena and every time they touched ... Continue Reading →

Lakers Suffer Their 31st Season-Ending Loss of the Season

The Los Angeles Lakers fell 122-105 to the Oklahoma City Thunder on Tuesday night, dropping the team to its devastating 31st season-sending defeat of the season. "Well, it's ... Continue Reading →

Metta World Peace Mocked On-Stage at Laugh Factory

More like the MEAN Factory, am I right? Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard’s WebMD Symptom Searches

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New Pass-First Kobe Bryant: “I just imagine my teammates’ hands are little baskets I’m shooting at”

Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant had his fourth consecutive game of nine or more assists Wednesday night. The new pass-first Bryant says his facilitating game, which had led ... Continue Reading →

Kobe Bryant LiveTweeted Today’s Lakers Shoot-Around

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Do you think the Lakers will make the playoffs?

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Dwight Howard Airballs Another Free Throw

Dwight Howard is a professional basketball player who makes $19.54 million per year. Continue Reading →

Even Jack Nicholson Has Quit on the Lakers

Maybe he just got too annoyed by Adam Sandler and wanted to leave. Continue Reading →

NBA Ref Has Fake Conference with Mike D’Antoni and Gregg Popovich to Fill Time

Similarly, Mike D'Antoni is a fake coach. Continue Reading →

Steve Nash Passes His Armpit Towel to Metta World Peace

With bacteria on the assist! Continue Reading →