Kobe Bryant Cuts Off “Traitorous” Left Ankle, Expected to Play Tomorrow

Lakers star Kobe Bryant was expected to be out indefinitely with a severely sprained left ankle, but the team announced today that he will play tomorrow after cutting the offending ... Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard Boos Magic Fans in His Return to Orlando

Dwight Howard loudly booed Orlando Magic fans in his first game back at Amway Arena on Tuesday night. Howard booed the fans the moment they entered the arena and every time they touched ... Continue Reading →

Lakers Suffer Their 31st Season-Ending Loss of the Season

The Los Angeles Lakers fell 122-105 to the Oklahoma City Thunder on Tuesday night, dropping the team to its devastating 31st season-sending defeat of the season. "Well, it's ... Continue Reading →

Metta World Peace Mocked On-Stage at Laugh Factory

More like the MEAN Factory, am I right? Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard’s WebMD Symptom Searches

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New Pass-First Kobe Bryant: “I just imagine my teammates’ hands are little baskets I’m shooting at”

Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant had his fourth consecutive game of nine or more assists Wednesday night. The new pass-first Bryant says his facilitating game, which had led ... Continue Reading →

Kobe Bryant LiveTweeted Today’s Lakers Shoot-Around

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Do you think the Lakers will make the playoffs?

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Dwight Howard Airballs Another Free Throw

Dwight Howard is a professional basketball player who makes $19.54 million per year. Continue Reading →

Even Jack Nicholson Has Quit on the Lakers

Maybe he just got too annoyed by Adam Sandler and wanted to leave. Continue Reading →

NBA Ref Has Fake Conference with Mike D’Antoni and Gregg Popovich to Fill Time

Similarly, Mike D'Antoni is a fake coach. Continue Reading →

Steve Nash Passes His Armpit Towel to Metta World Peace

With bacteria on the assist! Continue Reading →

TSN’s SportsCentre Doesn’t Like Laker Victories

How dare they speak ill of national hero Steve Nash? Continue Reading →

Bobcats Go 0-for-5 on Final Possession to Lose to Lakers

Maybe it was 0-for-4. No shame there. Continue Reading →

Looking Back at the Lakers’ Preseason Media Day

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Report: Lakers Decide to Panic

Following national media debate over whether it was time for the struggling Los Angeles Lakers to panic, the team reportedly did indeed decide to panic late last night following a ... Continue Reading →

Rockets’ Play-by-Play Guy Says Lakers “Poop their big boy pants”

It's called incontinence. Have some class. Continue Reading →

NBA Ref Channels Enrico Palazzo for Foul Call

You've now officially seen a lord a'leaping. Continue Reading →