VIDEO: Jeremy Lin Unable to Describe How Bad the Lakers Are

Even the brightest Harvard minds can’t describe the failure that is the 2014-2015 Lakers. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: The Lakers are So Bad They Killed Jack Nicholson

Looks like that Jamie Foxx look-alike is next to be killed by the Lakers. Continue Reading →

Kobe Bryant Demands Trade to Kentucky Wildcats

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant formally requested a trade today with the team’s front office and made it clear that the Kentucky Wildcats are at the top of his list.  Continue Reading →

BREAKING: Start of NBA Season Postponed Until Kobe Bryant’s Overall Player Ranking Can be Agreed On

NBA commissioner Adam Silver announced today that the scheduled start of the NBA regular season will be postponed indefinitely until a consensus can be reached on where Kobe Bryant ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Kobe Bryant on ESPN Ranking Him NBA’s 40th Best Player: “Bunch of idiots”

I guess Kobe think he’s ranked too high. Continue Reading →

Magic Johnson’s 10 Greatest Pieces of Sports Twitter Analysis

1. If Westbrook & Durant continue to play like this OKC will win the series. — Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) May 28, 2014 Analysis: If a team’s two great players ... Continue Reading →

Lakers Owner Jim Buss Releases Recording of Him Saying Complimentary Things About Black People, Top Free Agents

Los Angeles Lakers owner Jim Buss is heard saying very positive things about black people in a recording released today. It is believed the recording was released by Buss himself. “I ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Nick Young Threw a Terrible First Pitch Because He’s Nick Young

Swaggy never played P. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: The Lakers’ “Star” Player is Getting More Pathetic

Even Kaman looks shocked to be picture there. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Steve Blake is Pathetically the Face of the Los Angeles Lakers

Dwight Howard is laughing at Steve Blake. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Kobe Has Seen Enough of the Horrible, Kobe-less Lakers

He should probably start attending Clippers games so he doesn’t learn to hate basketball.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Xavier Henry Kills Withey

That poor Pelican. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Sobbing Guy Really Likes Kobe Bryant and Humiliating Himself

This is what it’s like to be a Lakers fan in 2013. Continue Reading →

Confirmed: Lakers Fans are Morons

The Lakers will win the Stanley Cup in their brains. Continue Reading →

Lakers Keep Asking Steve Nash if He Saw That Jason Kidd Retired

Steve Nash's cellphone lit up Monday morning. "I was working out and came back to my locker and saw my phone," said the Lakers point guard. "I had 20 voice mails ... Continue Reading →

Yahoo Wants to Know if the Los Angeles Lakers Will Win the Stanley Cup

In fairness, they have as good a shot at that as they do winning the NBA Finals. Continue Reading →

Lakers Still Confident They Can Turn Their Season Around

Despite no longer being in the NBA playoffs, the Lakers still believe they have time to turn their season around and win the franchise's seventeenth championship. "We haven't ... Continue Reading →

Matt Bonner Refuses to Look at Lakers Fan

It's one of Jack Nicholson's greatest performances yet. Continue Reading →