Drunk, Depressed Jack Nicholson Spotted Buying LA Kings Tickets

Academy Award-winning actor and Los Angeles Lakers superfan Jack Nicholson has been reduced to purchasing tickets to see the Los Angeles Kings after his beloved Lakers were bounced ... Continue Reading →

Jonathan Quick Now Ruining Sex Lives

It takes a while to remove all of that goalie equipment. Continue Reading →

The Sacramento Kings are the 2012 NBA Playoff Darkhorses

I knew Jimmer would get them in the playoffs somehow. Continue Reading →

Hockey Player Doesn’t Know How to Use a Water Bottle

He's probably a bit awkward in the bedroom. Continue Reading →

Parenting 101: Always Flip-Off The Coach When Holding Your Kid

The kid's first word was "mother." His second was "f—ker." Continue Reading →

Girls Love Mangled Faces

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LA Kings Honor Ryan Smyth with Mullet Practice

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Video-LA-Kings-rock-sweet-mullets-in-honor-of-R?urn=nhl-283065 Every NHL practice looked liked this in the '90s Continue Reading →

Slash Performs the National Anthem

At least it looks like Slash. It could be mid-90s Jaromir Jagr. Continue Reading →

With the ref looking the other way, Matt Greene of the Kings dislodges a piece of plexiglass to place in front of his team’s goal.

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Disgusted fans look on as San Jose’s Jed Ortmeyer reaches around and works the shaft of Rob Scuderi’s stick.

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