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Dustin Brown’s Cup-Winning F-Bomb

No worries. Not too many people were watching. Continue Reading →
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LA Media Still Doesn’t Understand Hockey

Don’t worry, LA. The Canadians military is not a threat. Continue Reading →
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Steve Bernier’s Wikipedia Page Destruction

Wikipedia editors made him look worse than Rob Scuderi’s face. Continue Reading →
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Very Customized LA Kings Jersey

Columbus Blue Jackets suck most of all. Continue Reading →
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New Jersey Devils Coach Enjoys Beautiful LA Boob Scenery

Coming from New Jersey, he knows a thing or two about giant, fake breasts. Continue Reading →
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5 Ways the LA Kings Can Help the LA Media Learn of Their Existence

1. Get Some Players Whose Names Are Easier to Pronounce Everyone knows that hockey names are weird. Dustin Brown? Justin Williams? Jeff Carter? Jonathan Quick? HUH?! What language ... Continue Reading →
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Islanders Finally Make it Back to the Stanley Cup Finals

Denis Potvin’s grandson must be an intern at this station. Continue Reading →
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Drunk, Depressed Jack Nicholson Spotted Buying LA Kings Tickets

Academy Award-winning actor and Los Angeles Lakers superfan Jack Nicholson has been reduced to purchasing tickets to see the Los Angeles Kings after his beloved Lakers were bounced ... Continue Reading →
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Jonathan Quick Now Ruining Sex Lives

It takes a while to remove all of that goalie equipment. Continue Reading →
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The Sacramento Kings are the 2012 NBA Playoff Darkhorses

I knew Jimmer would get them in the playoffs somehow. Continue Reading →
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Hockey Player Doesn’t Know How to Use a Water Bottle

He's probably a bit awkward in the bedroom. Continue Reading →
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Parenting 101: Always Flip-Off The Coach When Holding Your Kid

The kid's first word was "mother." His second was "f—ker." Continue Reading →
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Girls Love Mangled Faces

It’s like an episode of Extreme Makeover. Continue Reading →