Dustin Penner: Violent “Conan” Intern

Maybe the NHL can get a TV contract with TBS. Continue Reading →

Steve Nash Trade to Los Angeles Kings

Well, he is Canadian. Continue Reading →

LA Kings Fan Mocks the Devils and Canucks Via Newspaper Ads

This would have been a much better zing 20 years ago when newspapers were read. Continue Reading →

LA Media’s 4,318th LA Kings Fail

You can call it a Lakers parade. But the Lakers still didn't win anything. Continue Reading →

Luc Robitaille Tattoo Has a Woman’s Armpit Hair Playoff Beard

What? The title explains it very well. Continue Reading →

N.W.A.: The Original LA Kings Fans

Winning the Stanley Cup? All part of Ice Cube’s greatest day. Continue Reading →

Dustin Brown’s Cup-Winning F-Bomb

No worries. Not too many people were watching. Continue Reading →

LA Media Still Doesn’t Understand Hockey

Don’t worry, LA. The Canadians military is not a threat. Continue Reading →

Steve Bernier’s Wikipedia Page Destruction

Wikipedia editors made him look worse than Rob Scuderi’s face. Continue Reading →

Very Customized LA Kings Jersey

Columbus Blue Jackets suck most of all. Continue Reading →

New Jersey Devils Coach Enjoys Beautiful LA Boob Scenery

Coming from New Jersey, he knows a thing or two about giant, fake breasts. Continue Reading →

5 Ways the LA Kings Can Help the LA Media Learn of Their Existence

1. Get Some Players Whose Names Are Easier to Pronounce Everyone knows that hockey names are weird. Dustin Brown? Justin Williams? Jeff Carter? Jonathan Quick? HUH?! What language ... Continue Reading →

Islanders Finally Make it Back to the Stanley Cup Finals

Denis Potvin’s grandson must be an intern at this station. Continue Reading →