News Drunk, Depressed Jack Nicholson Spotted Buying LA Kings Tickets
“I want my regular seat on the floor for … whatever it is the hockey team is doing. Stanley’s cups,” Nicholson told a ticket window operator at the Staples Center this morning.
“I’m sorry, sir. But your seat would be on the ice at a hockey game. They’re not available,” Nicholson was told.
“What? There’s ice? Goddamit. Let me speak to Jerry Buss immediately! I want my seats!” screamed the actor.
Nicholson was then informed that Buss is not the owner of the Kings, which prompted him to run his hands through his hair and make angry and exasperated facial expressions for more than 10 minutes. He was then led away by Staples Center security.
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