May 17, 2012

Video Dodgers' Justin Sellers Visits Fans After Making the Catch

Players are more friendly since Magic Johnson took over the team.

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers   Justin Sellers
April 16, 2012

Video The World's Most Confusing Triple Play

The Padres want the umps to rule "Wha? Totally not fair, man!"

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April 13, 2012

Video Bear Grylls Throws Flaming Baseball

Amazing. I didn't know British people could throw.

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers
March 29, 2012

News Scotch-Taped Upper Deck Falls Off Dodger Stadium Minutes After Team is Sold

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Just minutes after Magic Johnson and his investor team signed the final legal documents transferring ownership of the Los Angeles Dodgers, the entire upper deck of Dodger Stadium broke free and crashed to the ground.

"I can't say I'm happy this happened, considering I just paid $2 billion for the team," said Johnson. "But if it was going to happen, it's good it did now and not during the season when there are fans at the stadium. A lot of people would have been hurt."

An initial examination of the rubble shows that the upper deck appears to have been affixed to the lower deck with Scotch tape.

"Dodger Stadium is one of the oldest parks in baseball. It opened in 1962," said now former Dodgers owner Frank McCourt. "It needed upkeep, but I simply didn't have the cash on hand to do it."

While admitting that much of the structural renovations of the stadium during his time as owner were done with tape designed for wrapping gifts or doing children's crafts, McCourt pointed out that much stronger materials were used, as well.

"I won't be painted as the bad guy here," he said, stepping through the rubble. "Look here on that support beam. That's duct tape. You ever try to unstick duct tape? It's pretty much impossible. I also personally went through seven containers of Elmer's keeping the press box on the stadium. If that's not up to code, then building codes are far too extreme."

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers
December 06, 2011

Picture Tommy Lasorda Photo Will Give You Nightmares Forever

Is FUPA a sabermetric statistic?

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers   Tommy Lasorda
October 03, 2011

Video Rod Barajas Cradles Dee Gordon Like a Baby

After the way their season went, a little bit of insanity can be expected.

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers   Rod Barajas   Dee Gordon
July 05, 2011

Picture The Official Jersey of the 2011 Los Angeles Dodgers

They'd sign Chapter to an above-market contract.

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers
June 29, 2011

Opinion 10 Events That Led the Dodgers to Bankruptcy

1. In 2004 Major League Baseball approves the sale of the Dodgers to Frank McCourt, unaware that it was not Frank McCourt the wealthy author of "Angela's Ashes", but Frank McCourt, a manager of a local Wendy's who made $32,000 a year and was in a bad marriage.

2. Ethel Delvecchio, the Dodgers' Brooklyn born-and-raised aunt who stayed in the borough when the team moved in 1958, passed away in 2006 and unexpectedly left no inheritance. In fact, due to unscrupulous telemarketers who prey on the elderly, Aunt Ethel left a substantial credit card debt.

3. At the beginning of the 2009 season the Dodgers signed Manny Ramirez to a 2-year, $45 million contract. The deal also caused the team's health insurance costs to skyrocket, as they now had to cover Ramirez's expensive OB/GYN and prenatal care.

4. On September 14, 2007, the Dodgers hold Fan Appreciation Via Bags Stuffed Full of Cash Night. Due to better than projected attendance, the Dodgers give away $14.3 million in the promotion and fire their marketing director.

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers
June 01, 2011

Video Dad of the Year is a Dodgers Fan

Another fine moment in the 2011 Dodgers season.

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Dodgers
May 6, 2011

Opinion The LA Dodgers' May Promotional Schedule Shows How Broke They Are

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