Lin apparently doesn't know that all kids fingers are coated in boogers.
That Michael Jordan really knows how to build a team.
That's how he's so strong. He even trains to masturbate.
Until this year, no one in attendance would have recognized the error or cared.
But but but they acquired a guy people have heard of!
It's almost like most people in California are Lakers fans.
Maybe he can be a comedy intern in Turkey.
If you blur your eyes, it looks like he's dunking on you.
Take THAT, fraudulent NBA dunk champion!
Impressive fouls: it's the best a Clipper can ever hope to do.