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April 30, 2013

News Josh Hamilton's Tale of Overcoming Substance Abuse Not As Inspiring When He's Hitting .202

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Just eight years ago, Josh Hamilton was homeless and strung out on heroin. Today he is getting booed and batting .202 after an 0-for-8 game with three strikeouts. It's the classic sort-of redemption tale.

"At my lowest point, I never dreamed of being where I am today," said Hamilton. "I dreamed more about playing really well for a good team. But sometimes things don't work out quite like you'd hope. If you had offered me .202 and getting booed back in 2005, would have taken it. At least, I probably would have."

One definite positive of Hamilton's current situation is that he is getting paid $17 million to be a massive, gaping hole in the middle of Anaheim's lineup — with $106 million more due to him in the next four years.

"I suspect the Angels want me to hit, like, lots of home runs and have a high batting average and stuff like that," said Hamilton. "But I think they would agree that even if I never get another hit in my entire life, my life's story is pretty remarkable. As remarkable as the fact that major league contracts are completely guaranteed? No. But remarkable nonetheless."

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April 02, 2013

Picture Mike Trout is Aging Horribly

Looks like they accidentally ran an Albert Pujols photo.

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Poll Who has been the best acquisition of the baseball offseason so far?

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October 18, 2012

Picture Cardinals Fan Taunts Albert Pujols

At least Pujols can afford a nice TV.

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May 16, 2012

Picture The Angels Need Something

Maybe an actual angel. In the outfield, perhaps.

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Filed Under   MLB   Los Angeles Angels

Poll Which big-budget MLB team that is off to a bad start has the least cause for concern?

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September 12, 2011

Picture Rookie Hazing: The Best Part of Major League Baseball

In the '90s, rookies were hazed by not being given steroids.

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August 24, 2010

News Disclosed Baseball Financials Reveal Baseball Financials Are Incredibly Boring

Financial documents from five major league teams were leaked on Sunday and Monday, revealing that many teams' operating revenue expenditures are outgaining their expected debt disclosures or something. Who really cares.


"I think we can take one clear message from this," said Mark Hunt, an accountant who reviewed the Pittsburgh Pirates' financials. "And that's that the team's ticket revenues have, month-to-month, capped deferred payment residuals … ", he continued, blabbing on about some of the most boring shit ever.


Fans of the five teams whose financial documents were relased — the Pirates, Marlins, Rays, Mariners and Angels — have become outraged over the reports. Thousands of fans at last night's Pirates game gathered outside the stadium before the game started to chant "Who The F—k Cares!" and "We're So Bored By This We Could Die!" While Angels fans chanted "Financials Suck! Financials Suck!" and held signs depicting themselves napping or drooling.


Major Legue Baseball is attempting to find the source of the leaked documents, which are not intended to be made public.


"This is a serious matter," said a league office source. "We are constantly fighting the perception that baseball is boring. Now to have financial documents thrown into it … well, this could obviously be much worse for the sport than all of the steroids scandals combined. It's just hard to get motivated to go find who did it. I feel so drousy since the reports came out."


While the financial reports seemed to suggest that the Florida Marlins have made significant profits if you were somehow able to read that far into the reports without wanting to kill yourself, team president David Samson insisted the fans will see the benefits of those profits.


"We are committed to never having these sort of documents made public again," he said. "That is a promise to our fans. We will use those profits to beef up security so fans never have to be as bored as they are today."

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