From Staff / July 25, 2012

Opinion The 10 Most Average Looking Olympians at London 2012!

Dana Faletic, rowing, Australia
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Derval O'Rourke, hurdles, Ireland
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Filed Under   Summer Olympics   London 2012
July 25, 2012

Picture USA Basketball Riding Segways, Y'all!

It's decided. The 1992 Dream Team was better.

July 24, 2012

Video Team USA Sucks at Cockney Accents

It's okay. British people suck at sports. It all equals out.

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Filed Under   London 2012
July 24, 2012

Video British People Like David Beckham

Lots of LA Galaxy fans, I guess.

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Filed Under   Soccer   David Beckham   London 2012
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Filed Under   Summer Olympics   London 2012
July 24, 2012

Video Basketball Fan Too Clumsy To Play Basketball

He's tough for a fan, though.

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Filed Under   NBA   London 2012
July 23, 2012

Opinion The 60 Funniest Athlete Names in the 2012 Summer Olympics

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A

Lady Andrade, soccer, Colombia

Semen Antonov, basketball, Russia

Michael Arms, rowing, New Zealand

B

Fanny Babou, swimming, France

Ibrahim Balla, boxing, Australia

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Elena Baltacha, tennis, Great Britain

Jack Bauer, cycling, New Zealand

Sergiy Bezugliy, canoe, Azerbaijan

Quentin Bigot, hammer throw, France

Usain Bolt, track, Jamaica

Lars Boom, cycling, Netherlands

Andreas Bube, track, Denmark

Jack Butland, soccer, Great Britain

Imran Butt, hockey, Pakistan

Linas Butt, hockey, Germany

Rehan Butt, hockey, Pakistan

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Filed Under   Summer Olympics   London 2012
July 19, 2012

News Home Depot Shift Manager Starting to Think Michael Phelps isn't 100% Focused on His Job

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Gary Heckerdt has worked at Home Depot since 1998, moving his way up from a part-time staffer to shift manager at the Towson, Maryland, location.

"I know most people don't necessarily dream of working at Home Depot, but it's a good job. And they offer benefits and everything to full-time employees," said Heckerdt. "I'm proud to work here."

That's why Heckerdt bristles at fellow employees who don't give their all when it comes to providing customers with the best possible experience while purchasing home improvement and construction goods. One particular employee, Michael Phelps — who works 3 to 9 pm, Monday, Tuesday and Thursday under Heckerdt — has recently drawn the ire of his boss.

"This guy is getting ready for some swimming competition and he seems to think that's more important than helping customers in aisles 9 through 17," said Heckerdt. "He needs to look at it like this: while swimming is important to him, it's not to the woman who is simply looking for the best deck protector. In fact, to that customer, water is the enemy."

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July 19, 2012

News London 2012 Organizers Leaving Olympic Security Up to Judo, Taekwondo and Fencing Competitors

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The chairman of the London 2012 organizing group today rejected security concerns ahead of the Olympic Games, despite the firm hired to provide security offers announcing it would be able to offer only 4,200 of the 10,400 personnel it promised.

"People forget that we are welcoming the greatest athletes in the world," said Sebastian Coe. "The biggest and strongest in the world. People willing to accept any challenge. And now we give them the challenge of protecting themselves, Olympic spectators and the historic city of London during the upcoming London Games. We know they will rise to the occasion."

The failure by private security firm G4S escalated fears that the London Games could be targeted by violence or terrorism, but Coe reminded his nation that more than 100 Olympians are trained in martial activities.

"Taekwondo, judo, boxing. I know I wouldn't want to mess with those people," said Coe. "And those are just a few examples. Sprinters could be used to chase down villains, while athletes competing in swimming, sailing, rowing, canoe and kayak will keep our waterways safe. At least that's the idea because it's our only option now."

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Filed Under   Summer Olympics   London 2012
July 19, 2012

Picture President Obama Mocks Anthony Davis' Unibrow

He just lost a lot of votes with the no personal hygiene demographic.

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Filed Under   NBA   Anthony Davis   London 2012