So much for the stereotype about Polish people being great leapers.
Looks like he pinned his taint.
They win LOLympic gLOLd.
"People really love the Olympics and we decided after seeing the pilot episodes of 'Go On' and 'Animal Hospital' that there was no reason to wait until Sochy 2014 to give the public what it wants," said NBC Sports chairman Mark Lazarus. "So Dayton 2012 it is."
NBC is still finalizing the final list of sports for the Dayton 2012 and inventing many of them but so far the sports include: college football, leaf raking, jumping into leaf piles, punkin chunkin, synchronized trick or treating and synchronized punkin chunkin.
Yet despite NBC's plans, the IOC has not given the network the approval to use the Olympics name and says it will not do so.
"I understand they're in a bind because no one will watch their non-Olympics programming, but NBC's inability to develop entertaining programming is not the IOC's fault," said IOC president Jacques Rogge. "You can't just invent and run an Olympics in seven weeks. That's not near enough time to do the bribes right."
August 10, 2012 Column
Tweet of the Week
Unlike His Speed, Michael Phelps' Love Has Limits
I can't thank my friends and family enough for coming to London to support!!! Love u all some much! Michael Phelps (@MichaelPhelps) August 5, 2012
How the heck does Treadstone always manage to lose all their awesome trained killing machine agents? Y'all suck bad. Baron Batch (@baron_batch) August 6, 2012
Can't keep these cougars off me here in the Bahamas John Lucas III (@Luke1luk) August 6, 2012
Picture Olympics PhotoBomb
What non-sport is this guy PhotoBombing at?
Eight Men Out
Olympic Badminton competitors are thrown out of the Olympics for losing on purpose.
Alternate title: "BADminton"
Chariots of Fire
British athletes perform much better at the London 2012 Olympics than most expected, allowing their countrymen to breathe a big sigh of relief and at least temporarily avoid getting mocked by the rest of the world.
Alternate title: "It Could Have Been Much Worse"
A little-known Olympic boxing judge enables a huge upset by accepting a bribe from an inferior boxer's handlers.
Alternate title: "Same Old Boxing'
An unathletic loser lives his dream of playing for a sports powerhouse.
Alternate title: "Laettner"