Unlike His Speed, Michael Phelps’ Love Has Limits

I can't thank my friends and family enough for coming to London to support!!! Love u all some much!— Michael Phelps (@MichaelPhelps) August 5, 2012 How the heck does Treadstone ... Continue Reading →

If Famous Sports Movies Were About the Olympics

Eight Men Out Olympic Badminton competitors are thrown out of the Olympics for losing on purpose. Alternate title: "BADminton" Chariots of Fire British athletes perform much ... Continue Reading →

Camelo Anthony is Not a Productive Basketball Player

He would have scored, but Carmelo Anthony hogged the ball. Continue Reading →

Olympic Diving Failure

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos If Bellyflopping ever gets into the Olympics, he's the favorite. Continue Reading →

Winter Olympians Dead to Us

by Ross Snow After winning over the hearts of millions of Americans just two years ago, the 2010 Winter Olympians now merit not even a passing thought in the nation's consciousness. ... Continue Reading →

The 8 Worst Athletes at the 2012 London Games

Timi Garstang – Men's Track, 100m, Marshall Islands Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world. Timi Garstang is the slowest fast man in the world. He ran the 100m in London ... Continue Reading →
Olympics Day 8 - Rowing

Olympic Rower Very Excited to Medal

He keeps his paddle in his tights. Continue Reading →

Tie on Olympic Village’s Outside Gate Signals That All The Athletes Are Having Sex Again

A tie knotted around the outside gate of the London 2012 Athletes Village kept visitors and workers away last night, allowing all 10,000 athletes inside to engage in another huge orgy. ... Continue Reading →

Olympic Weightlifter Doing It Wrong

I love the clean and jerk and drop it on your head. Continue Reading →

6 Charts Explaining the 2012 Summer Olympics

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Olympics Ad Fail

I'm totally going to go get in shape and stop being fat! Ahh, never mind. I'm going to Arby's instead. Continue Reading →

Which Summer Olympics sport do you think you would be best at?

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Wrestling Ref Smells Possible Cheating

His job is to sniff out gold. Continue Reading →

Kenyan Runner Wins Olympic Dancing Competition

Everybody do the Kenyan. Continue Reading →

Amazing LEGO Recreation of Usain Bolt’s 100m Victory

It's hard to even tell it's not the actual footage. Continue Reading →

Women’s Olympic Soccer Gets Cuppy

She seems impressed. Continue Reading →

Old Ladies Synchronized Swimming

They have synchronized their sexiness. Continue Reading →

Olympic Pool Rules

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