Messi Really Excited for Match

Sex weakens legs. But not self-sex. Continue Reading →

Man’s Pants Prevent Him from Getting a Photo With Lionel Messi

Always tighten your belt before stalking a sports superstar. Continue Reading →

This is Lionel Messi’s sprained ankle

Good thing it wasn’t a compound fracture. That could have been very … Messi. Sigh. Continue Reading →