If this spreads to crappy penny candy then Lebron is finished.
Don't mock him. He'll make a mental note!!!
He should take his talents to a bakery.
Picture Nice Jacket, Lebron!
He got a varsity jacket! The other players will be so jealous.
At his last birthday, Shaq ate the entire cake himself.
That guy is the future Mayor of Cleveland.
"This shows again how resilient the City of Cleveland and its people are," said Jackson. "We took the negative energy and disappointment over Lebron James' departure and made it into something that will provide jobs to the city. It's a remarkable story."
Quitness Industries, the t-shirt manufacturer, will begin hiring immediately for three shifts, including weekends, to try to meet the region's unquenchable desire for anti-Lebron apparel, signs and decals.
"In poor economies like we have today, rage and anger businesses have always done quite well," says Quitness Industries CEO Frank Marshall. "For example, right now gun companies are raking in profits. And during the Great Depression, there were popular stands throughout cities where, for a penny, you could punch a hobo."
Picture Cleveland Fan Makes LeTypo
LeGood try, lady. LeGood try.