Picture Even Candy Bars Now Taking Shots at Lebron James
If this spreads to crappy penny candy then Lebron is finished.
Picture Lebron Now Resides In The Land of Douche
Don't mock him. He'll make a mental note!!!
Picture This Guy Uses A Lot More Powder Than Lebron James
He should take his talents to a bakery.
Picture Nice Jacket, Lebron!
He got a varsity jacket! The other players will be so jealous.
Picture A Birthday Cake Fit For Lebron's Ego
At his last birthday, Shaq ate the entire cake himself.
News Cleveland Mayor Announces 1,000 New Jobs with Opening of Anti-Lebron T-Shirt Factory
"This shows again how resilient the City of Cleveland and its people are," said Jackson. "We took the negative energy and disappointment over Lebron James' departure and made it into something that will provide jobs to the city. It's a remarkable story."
Quitness Industries, the t-shirt manufacturer, will begin hiring immediately for three shifts, including weekends, to try to meet the region's unquenchable desire for anti-Lebron apparel, signs and decals.
"In poor economies like we have today, rage and anger businesses have always done quite well," says Quitness Industries CEO Frank Marshall. "For example, right now gun companies are raking in profits. And during the Great Depression, there were popular stands throughout cities where, for a penny, you could punch a hobo."
