Lance Armstrong Sings Radiohead (Sort Of)

Imagine how strong and virile Thom Yorke would be with some roids. Continue Reading →

Lance Armstrong Sues Lance Armstrong for Saying Lance Armstrong Did Steroids

Former seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong today filed a slander lawsuit against cyclist Lance Armstrong for telling Oprah Winfrey in a televised interview that Lance ... Continue Reading →

The Biggest Cheater in Cycling History

Lance Armstrong never flew. Aliens are a performance enhancer. Continue Reading →

Will you watch Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Lance Armstrong?

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Lance Armstrong Saga Takes a Wild Rug-Based Turn

You go hardwood or it’s cheating. Continue Reading →

Too Many Lance Armstrong Puns

Steroids is a victimless crime? Lies! What about us for being subjected to stuff like this? Continue Reading →
Lance Armstrong takes part in a special session regarding cancer in the developing world during the Clinton Global Initiative in New York

All of Lance Armstrong’s Little League Baseball Home Runs to be Asterisked

Former cycling star Lance Armstrong has reportedly admitted to Oprah Winfrey in an interview that he used performance enhancing drugs. The impact of that admission is already being ... Continue Reading →

Report: Lance Armstrong to Say He Has Cancer, the Flu and AIDS in Hopes of Getting Sympathy

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong is reportedly considering telling Oprah Winfrey that he has "a whole ton of cancer" in addition to the flu and AIDS in his upcoming interview ... Continue Reading →

Video of Lance Armstrong Returning All of His Tour de France Jerseys

If only there was someone who hadn't cheated to give them to. Continue Reading →

Lance Armstrong’s Mom Buys Him a Skateboard

Lance Armstrong is no longer allowed to ride his bike, but his spirits were brightened today when his mom gave him a brand new skateboard after she got home from work. "Lance ... Continue Reading →

Nike’s Most Hilarious-in-Retrospect Lance Armstrong Commercial

Maybe "what are you?" was confusing. How about: "What drugs are you taking?" Continue Reading →

New Alternate Titles for Lance Armstrong’s Autobiography

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Old Lance Armstrong Ad Now More Like a Comedy Sketch

So your bike is … drugs? Continue Reading →

Cancer Researchers Agree to Forget All of the Knowledge Gained from LIVESTRONG Funding

The scientific community reacted strongly to Lance Armstrong today, declaring that it will forget all of the knowledge and data they have gathered over the past 15 years through research ... Continue Reading →

See if You Can Spot the Fails in Lance Armstrong’s USADA Statement

1) His name is spelled wrong; 2) That opening sentence couldn’t be worse for someone whose job is to motivate cancer sufferers. Continue Reading →

Quitter Lance Armstrong Has Forever Ruined the Movie “Dodgeball”

He's an inspiration to quitters everywhere. Continue Reading →

Do you believe Lance Armstrong used performance enhancing drugs?

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Lance Armstrong Denies the Claims of Everyone Who Ever Met Him

Seven-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong strongly denied the charges today of everyone he has ever known, met or had any kind correspondence with, spoken and written. "For ... Continue Reading →