Video Clipper Lamar Odom Says He Plays for the Lakers
He also often says he's married to Kim Kardashian.
News Lamar Odom Threatens to Play for the Mavericks if the Mavericks Don't Give Him a New Contract
"Call it whatever you want. A 'hold-in' or something," said Odom. "But unless they pay me more, I will play for them. I'm serious. They need to do what's right if they want me off the court."
Odom is currently making $8.9 million from the Mavericks and the team is on the hook to pay Odom $8.2 million next season. But the former Laker wants an extension through 2015 at $15 million a season or insists that he will take the court.
Mavericks owner Mark Cuban admits that Odom has the upper-hand.
"We came to an agreement that we would continue to pay his salary if he didn't play for us," said Cuban. "But that showed our weakness in this negotiation — that we are willing to pay Lamar millions to not play for us. Now he's making us double-down on that. I don't see any way out of it. We have to pay him more or he might get on the court. That's something we simply can't have happen. He's too terrible."
Picture The Kardashian Mavericks Jersey America Wants
It's a little small for Khole to fit into it.
News Lamar Odom Still Hitched to Hog Bride
"There have been rumors that Khloe has moved out of the home she shares with Lamar, taking with her her jewel-encrusted feeding trough and her vast collection of custom-reinforced Spanx," the statement read. "These rumors are completely false."
The couple, who have been married since 2009, have put their private lives on display via several reality television programs on the E! network. Their show Khloé & Lamar, which premiered earlier this year, has kept viewers in the loop about the trials they've faced within their relationship.
"When Lamar said 'for better or worse,' he truly meant it," the statement explained. "And the same goes for Khloe, except she said 'for cheddar or wurst.'"
With the NBA lockout still in effect, Odom has been able to devote greater attention to loving and feeding his wife, who prefers her food blended into a paste so that it can be funneled more efficiently into her eager, salivating maw.
"My girl has done everything for a Klondike bar!!!" Odom recently tweeted.
Video Ron Artest Enjoys Khlomar's Perfume
The only thing crazier than a Khlomar scent is Ron Artest.
Video Lamar Odom Hits Ridiculous Shot
It's no more ridiculous than having sex with Khloe Kardashian.
Picture Feel like throwing up?
Of course you do. And you're not even the one kissing Khloe Kardashian.
