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News Kim Kardashian Delays Honeymoon to Go on a Date with Mark Sanchez
"Life is about always improving yourself, and I will never stop trying to improve my Q-rating," said Kardashian. "Mark Sanchez is much more famous than my guy is and I need to pursue this. If it doesn't work out, and if someone like Santonio Holmes or Darrelle Revis isn't available, I'll meet my husband Kevin somewhere for a honeymoon."
After jumping from relationship to relationship with various athletes, including well-known NFL players Reggie Bush and Miles Austin in the past, Kardashian admits she settled for an obscure NBA role player who lives in Newark.
"For as long as I can remember, my dream has been to marry an NFL star who plays for a top-notch team," said Kardashian. "But I'm almost 31 years-old and I've been cycling through these guys fast without a ring. I'm 10 years older than most of the girls I'm competing with, so I needed to lock something in before it was too late."
But now that Kardashian has an athlete in the bank, she's taking the opportunity to trade up.
"I have feelings for Keith, but Mark would be a significant upgrade," said Kardashian. "He's richer, younger and more famous. That's true love for me. And 'Kardchez' is a much better couple name than 'Humpdashian.'"
