It's a shame that their entire ad department will test positive for drugs.
Video "The Kevin Love Boat"
Once it goes into syndication, he'll be rich enough to buy the team.
It's the hottest song at all of the hippest dance clubs in Minneapolis.
"Love stomach"? Nut sack, you just got a new name.
Video NBA Lock-In
Middle school kids are more mature than David Stern.
News Kevin Love: "I never could've gotten all those rebounds without my teammates missing so many shots"
"My streak could have been broken countless times if it wasn't for my teammates," said Love. "They repeatedly stepped up with just horrific shooting, enabling me to grab offensive rebound after offensive rebound. I really owe all of my success to them sucking."
Minnesota, who at 15-50 has the second-worst record in the NBA, is also third-worst in the NBA in field goal shooting percentage at .438.
"Usually, at 6-foot-10, I'm one of the tallest guys on the court," said Love. "So all I have to do is stand there with my arms up and wait for a brick to carom in my direction. I get 8 or 9 boards a night that way."
Picture Kevin Love Gets a Love Bite
Wait until he shows all of his friends at the lunch table.