Kevin Durant rips Thunder: “Lightning is actually way scarier”

OAKLAND – The war of words between Kevin Durant and his former team escalated today when the former Oklahoma Thunder star ripped thunder, proclaiming it as “worthless, pointless ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Kevin Durant Tells Trash-Talking Chris Paul, “You’re down 20, though, homie”

Be careful, Kevin Durant. Chris Paul will crotch-punch you. Continue Reading →

Russell Westbrook Fractures His Arm Celebrating Kevin Durant’s Fractured Foot

Oklahoma City Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook will miss 6-8 weeks after fracturing his arm celebrating the news that teammate Kevin Durant would miss 6-8 weeks with a fractured ... Continue Reading →
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Internet Commenter BigMike69 Fired as Sports Editor of “The Oklahoman”

The Oklahoman announced today that its sports editor has been relieved of his duties after publishing a headline calling Thunder star Kevin Durant “Mr. Unreliable” earlier ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Portland Trail Blazers Had the Most Depressing First Tweet Ever

I’m too depressed to find out what Greg Oden’s first Tweet was. – – – – – Also see …  PICTURE: Trail Blazers fans blew the Durant-Oden ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: If LeBron and Kevin Durant Switched Bodies

Bizarro LeBron probably can’t bench even 150 pounds. Continue Reading →

15 Kevin Durant Nicknames Kevin “KD” Durant Might Approve Of

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PICTURE: Kevin Durant is Primarily Awesome Because He Hates Justin Bieber

The being good at basketball and being charitable stuff is good, too. Sure. But hating Justin Bieber is what makes him a superstar. Continue Reading →

Do we now have to call Kevin Durant a choker and a loser?

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Vince Carter Has Old Man Broken Ankles

He used to be known more for going up than for falling down. Continue Reading →

Kevin Durant Unleashes an All-Time Greatest Missed Dunk

I want to get a really small poster of that. Continue Reading →

Oklahoma City Thunder Run a Very Complex Offense

Options 1-5: Kevin. Continue Reading →

USA Basketball Riding Segways, Y’all!

It’s decided. The 1992 Dream Team was better. Continue Reading →

Kevin Durant’s Mom: “He’s dead to me if he doesn’t win a ring”

Kevin Durant's mother sounded off today on the NBA Finals and the deficit her son's team is facing against the Miami Heat. "I don't want a loser for a son," ... Continue Reading →

NBA Players Admit Fear Their Window of Opportunity Has Closed Barring Kevin Durant Playing Minor League Baseball

Young NBA stars from LeBron James to Blake Griffin admit concern that NBA titles are Kevin Durant's for the taking for the next decade or more. "He's so good, so clutch ... Continue Reading →

Washington Newspaper is Delightfully Smarmy About OKC Thunder

Their original headline was F–K DAVID STERN. Continue Reading →

Thunder Announce Kevin Durant Will Miss NBA Finals Due to Hugging-Related Injury

The Oklahoma City Thunder's dream season looks to be all but over before the team was even able to take the court for the NBA Finals. Thunder general manager Sam Presti announced ... Continue Reading →

Portland Trail Blazers Fans Should Have Honked Twice

All of the honking actually blew out Greg Oden’s eardrums. Continue Reading →