Opinion Flowchart: Are You a Moron?
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It's not like Lexington doesn't have many great salons.
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The mascot has a unibrow, while Ms. Judd appears to be shaved. Oh, you are gross.
Kentucky: The Turrble State.
He who will not udder the name of Kentucky shall be marked as a Kentuckian for all eternity.
News Boeheim, Calipari Angrily Dispute NCAA Ad Claim That Some of Their Players Get Jobs Outside of Sports
"That is an outright lie, at least when it comes to my program," said Calipari at press conference. "I don't want the heads of my potential recruits being filled with lies. I fully intend on making them professional basketball players. In fact, if they do go pro in something other than sports, I feel like I've been a failure. That is my promise to them. And you can quote me on that. In fact, please do."
Boeheim echoed Calipari's comments in a separate press conference.
"To be honest, there's nothing I like about that ad," said the longtime Syracuse coach. "Why are we telling kids to pursue something other than their dreams? Do you think I have any players on this team who want to be chemists? No. At least I better not. I want them focusing on basketball, not whatever the hell they do in chemistry. Chemicals or something. I don't know."
Nailed it. Davis totally has nipple eyes.