All of These Crops Will One Day be Vacated

He’ll just move on to another field. Continue Reading →

John Calipari Bourbon

It will get your sobriety revoked. Continue Reading →

That’s a Shot Cock Violation

That ref won’t call a foul. He seems to like what he’s seeing. Continue Reading →
Meg Ryan

Famous Final Four School Alums Make Their NCAA Picks

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Flowchart: Who Should You Root For in the Final Four?

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Kentucky Fans Admit What We’ve Always Known

Nice. But Florida fans have "We Love Jorts" tattoos. (via Mock Session) Continue Reading →

John Calipari Calls Player a "Selfish Motherf*cker"

It's the pot calling another pot a pot. Continue Reading →

Kentucky Awards Freshman-To-Be Brandon Knight With Honorary Degree

Citing a desire to cut through the red tape that plagues the educational system for star NCAA basketball players, the University of Kentucky has awarded incoming freshman hoops sensation ... Continue Reading →

Professor Asks Students if Anyone Has Seen John Wall Lately

University of Kentucky Professor Dr. Calvin Goldblatt stopped three people on the way out of his Thursday Introduction to Philosophy class to ask if anyone in the class had seenJohnWalllately. ... Continue Reading →

After advancing to the Elite Eight, John Wall shows how many more games he hopes to play in his NCAA career.

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Bad Clams Force John Calipari to Vacate His Bowels

Kentucky head coach John Calipari was stripped of the contents of his stomach and bowels this morning when some bad clams he ate at dinner last night suddenly hit him. Despite the messy ... Continue Reading →

John Calipari: In Pictures

Kentucky head coach John Calipari is one of the most successful coaches in college basketball. He is also one of the most controversial, having fled NCAA sanctions at both UMass and ... Continue Reading →

Tutor Took Press Conference Questions for John Wall

NCAA officials are investigating allegations that a University of Kentucky tutor answered reporters’ questions in place of freshman basketball star John Wall at a press conference ... Continue Reading →

Duke’s Kyle Singler tries to supplant the popularity of the John Wall Dance with the Kyle Singler Dance.

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John Wall Declares Intention to Enter Drunken Freshman

In an announcement widely anticipated by Kentucky basketball fans across Lexington, freshman point guard sensation John Wall today declared his intentions to enter drunken freshman ... Continue Reading →

"It’s like looking in a mirror that is able to reflect rotting souls."

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Who is John Wall?

Kentucky freshman point guard John Wall has dominated college basketball so far this season. Who is this guy? Here are some facts about John Wall. Johnathan Hildred Wall was born September ... Continue Reading →

John Calipari Promises Kentucky A Vacated NCAA Title Within 5 Years

Kentucky head basketball coach John Calipari promised Wildcats fans today that he would bring the program a national title that will quickly be stripped by the NCAA within the next ... Continue Reading →