He's the best athlete the Royals have seen in decades.
Those Midwesterners are very crude people.
Time to shut down baseball. It can get no better than this.
Their players often read at the plate.
It's funny because he has a weight problem.
Eeeew! Yankees fans have cooties! No, seriously.
They'll get a great grounds crew draft pick next year.
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No matter how many records he sets, "Pujols" will always = tee-hee.