SportsPickle - Filed Under "John Wall" http://www.sportspickle.com/tag/john-wall Filed Under "John Wall" /picture/14797 John Wall Watches Wizards' Games Like They Should be Watched Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:32:07 -0500 /article/9430 Updated John Wall Dance to Include Silent Weeping Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:21:13 -0500
Washington Wizards point guard John Wall announced today that his eponymous dance will now conclude with silent weeping and a holding of the head.

"You always have to keep it fresh. I don't wan...]]> /video/6825 John Wall Will Never Leave the Wizards for the Nationals Mon, 20 Jun 2011 09:43:08 -0400 /video/3983 John Wall Dances Into His Home Opener Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:32:45 -0500 /picture/1378 Duke's Kyle Singler tries to supplant the popularity of the John Wall Dance with the Kyle Singler Dance. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:13:55 -0400 /picture/1367 After advancing to the Elite Eight, John Wall shows how many more games he hopes to play in his NCAA career. Fri, 26 Mar 2010 08:18:35 -0400 /article/782 Professor Asks Students if Anyone Has Seen John Wall Lately Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:07:42 -0400 University of Kentucky Professor Dr. Calvin Goldblatt stopped three people on the way out of his Thursday Introduction to Philosophy class to ask if anyone in the class had seenJohnWalllately. All three students just shook their head and walked on.


"I just don't understand," Dr. Goldblatt said. "His attendance record was perfect in January and February. Then suddenly this month, he was rarely here. I am worried about him."


...]]> /article/746 Tutor Took Press Conference Questions for John Wall Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:18:13 -0400 NCAA officials are investigating allegations that a University of Kentucky tutor answered reporters’ questions in place of freshman basketball star John Wall at a press conference yesterday.


Explained NCAA spokesman Gary Marshall, “There were some inconsistencies in John’s answers that constitute as red flags, and we’re going to do our due diligence, but it’s important to recognize that John is innocent until proven guilty.”


...]]> /article/531 John Wall Declares Intention to Enter Drunken Freshman Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:35:12 -0500 In an announcement widely anticipated by Kentucky basketball fans across Lexington, freshman point guard sensation John Wall today declared his intentions to enter drunken freshman Ashley Harbrough.


At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, flanked by his mother and UK coach John Calipari, Wall announced the news to the Wildcat faithful.


“Obviously, this won’t come as a shock to you,” said a quiet but confident Wall. “But since I arrived here on the Kentucky campus, many very interesting opportunities have come my way. I think the time has come for me to see what I can do out there, and that’s why today, I am making it official that I plan on entering Ashley Harbrough at approximately 10:15PM this evening.”


...]]> /article/467 Who is John Wall? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:59:13 -0500 Kentucky freshman point guard John Wall has dominated college basketball so far this season. Who is this guy? Here are some facts about John Wall.


Johnathan Hildred Wall was born September 6, 1990 in Raleigh, North Carolina. His nickname is "The Great Wall." His other name-related moniker is "Hildred's Got Skill … dreds." It's understandably in a far distant second place to "The Great Wall."


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