Nike Signs Johnny Manziel to be the Face of their Child-Sized Shoes and Apparel

Many NFL scouts and teams have concerns about Johnny Manziel’s size. But Nike showed they think he is just the right size this week, signing the former Heisman winner to a multimillion, ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel Blows an Impressive 0.20 on the NFL Combine Breathalyzer Test

Johnny Manziel wowed NFL scouts today at the draft combine by blowing a 0.20 on the breathalyzer test, crushing the combine record. “It answered a lot of questions about him,” ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel’s Proposed Edits to His Goodbye Letter to Texas A&M

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Johnny Manziel No-Shows at 21st Birthday Party After Getting Engrossed in David Foster Wallace Novel

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel had planned to go out with friends to celebrate his 21st birthday Thursday night, but the Heisman-winning quarterback never made it to any of ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel Receives A+ on His Sociology Research Paper “College Sports Celebrity and the American Media”

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel is not only an award-winning athlete, but a scholar, too. Manziel recently submitted an independent study research paper for his Sociology 419 ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Jay Leno Made a Funny Video About Johnny Manziel

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Johnny Manziel Says He Will Tone Down His Act Per the Valued Advice of National Sports Columnists

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel said he is “ashamed” by his behavior in his season-opening game on Saturday and claims he will tone down his behavior after reading ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel Forced to Cancel Weekend Trip to Vegas After Hearing He’s Not Suspended for Week 1

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel says he has been forced to cancel a “Vegas bro-fest” this weekend after finding out he has not been suspended for the entirety of ... Continue Reading →

Report: Johnny Manziel Has Terrible Penmanship

Several sources stepped forward today and accused Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel of having poor penmanship. The sources claim to have seen autographs the Heisman winner signed ... Continue Reading →

10 Amazing Things About the Website of Jim Darnell, Johnny Manziel’s Attorney

1. That logo took no more than four minutes to make. 2. The entire site itself took no more than 20 minutes to make. 3. His partner is Jeep Darnell. Yes, JEEP Darnell. 4. Jim Darnell ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: “Breaking A&M” – How Much is Enough, Johnny Manziel?

He would have gotten away with it if only he hadn’t signed an autograph for Gale. Continue Reading →

Report: Johnny Manziel’s Defense Likely to Hinge on All the Breasts He’s Signed for Free

Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel is facing a possible suspension for the 2013 season over allegations he received money for autographs, but sources close to the quarterback and ... Continue Reading →

A Handwriting Analyst Takes a Look at Johnny Manziel’s Autograph Signature

  SportsPickle asked a renowned handwriting analyst to take a look at Johnny Manziel’s autograph and see what she could determine about his personality from his signature. ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel Wakes Up from 11-Month Bender: “Did anything happen?”

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel woke up early this afternoon from an 11-month, drunken bender that stretched from his entire first season under center through late last night. The ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel’s OFFICIAL Apology Statement Template

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Johnny Manziel Apologizes to Texas A&M Staff for Not Being Able to Hold His Liquor

Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel apologized today to head coach Kevin Sumlin and other members of the Aggie coaching staff for an incident which led to him being sent home early ... Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel’s WebMD Searches

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NCAA 14 Thinks Johnny Manziel’s Late Nights Will Rapidly Age Him

“But that’s not really supposed to be Manziel.” AHHHHHHHHahahahaha. Good one, NCAA. Continue Reading →