Ravens Release Joe Flacco After Seeing Video of Him Playing Football

The Baltimore Ravens have released quarterback Joe Flacco after video was released showing Flacco playing quarterback.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Joe Flacco Elitely Falls Down for No Reason

He falls down with great poise. Continue Reading →

John Harbaugh Says Ravens Have No Future Plans for Ed Reed, Joe Flacco

Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh dismissed any notions today that his team would sign former star safety Ed Reed, who was cut by the Texans this week. “Ed and Joe Flacco ... Continue Reading →
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Supreme Court Agrees to Hear Case Determining Whether Joe Flacco is Elite

The Supreme Court today agreed to hear arguments in Flacco v. Elite, a case that will determine the eliteness, or lack thereof, of Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco. The Court ... Continue Reading →

Baltimore Sun’s Flacco-Roethlisberger Poll Doesn’t Go as Planned

These voters are ELITE. Continue Reading →

If Joe Flacco Was a Famous Movie Actor

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Baltimore Ravens 2013-2014 Team Photo

That is an ugly team. Continue Reading →
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Report: Ravens Looking to Trade Joe Flacco in Exchange for Enough Players to Fill a Roster

Just weeks after winning a Super Bowl and handing Joe Flacco the largest contract in NFL history, the Baltimore Ravens are reportedly shopping their quarterback in hopes he can bring ... Continue Reading →
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Joe Flacco Asks for Entire Contract to be Given in Signing Bonus: “In case I, you know, start sucking again”

Final agreement on the contract that will pay Joe Flacco $120.6 million over six years and make him the highest paid player in the history of the sport has hit a snag over signing ... Continue Reading →

Is Joe Flacco ELITE now that he has a Super Bowl title?

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Report: Ravens Intent on Signing Elvis Grbac Regardless of Joe Flacco’s Super Bowl Performance

The Baltimore Ravens reportedly plan to replace quarterback Joe Flacco with veteran Elvis Grbac this offseason regardless of the game's outcome or how Flacco plays. "You ... Continue Reading →
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Joe Flacco: “I know I have the unconditional support of Ravens fans unless I suck again”

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco said today that he appreciates the love and support of Ravens fans as he prepares to quarterback his team in Super Bowl XLVII. "Their ... Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco: Dopest QB in the Whole Damn League

Straight Outta Jersey. Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco: “Peyton Manning is probably pretty nervous to face me”

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco said today that his team has a decided advantage in their divisional playoff game at Denver because Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning will ... Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco Unveils His Best Derp Face for Ad Shoot

Your move, Eli Manning. Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco: Great Quarterback or GREATEST Quarterback

Fact: If you have one good game in the NFL, you enter the “elite” discussion. Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco is Taking Over, You Guys

Never underestimate the preseason greatness of the Baltimore Ravens. Continue Reading →

Joe Flacco is So Great, Only the State in Which He Attended College Believes He’s Above Average

Now I know one fact about Delaware: the people there are dumb. Continue Reading →