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Jason Garrett Unaware of Jerry Jones’ Plans to Start Jerry Jones at Running Back

Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett claimed ignorance today when asked his thoughts on Jerry Jones' plans to start at running back this season. "To my knowledge, nothing ... Continue Reading →
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Jerry Jones Has an Employee Clean His Glasses for Him

Next he will hand him his dentures. Continue Reading →
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Rapping Jerry Jones is the Death of Rap

What rhymes with "eliminated from playoff contention"? Continue Reading →
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Jerry Jones Wishes He Had Made His Face 60 Years Younger

This photo isn’t nearly as disturbing as watching the Cowboys play football. Continue Reading →
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Jerry Jones Books Tractor Pull at Cowboys Stadium for Super Bowl Sunday

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has announced that The Great Texas Tractor Pull will be held this February 6th at Cowboys Stadium. "I am excited to announce this all-day event," ... Continue Reading →

$20 Home Passes Allow Fans To See Cowboys Stadium At Home

After selling more than 30,000 “Party Passes” for $29 to help set the NFL’s single-game attendance record on opening night, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones announced ... Continue Reading →

Jerry Jones Refuses To Move Owner’s Suite From Midfield of New Stadium

Despite complaints that having his owner's suite right in the middle of the field will disrupt play, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he has no plans to move his luxury suite. "I ... Continue Reading →