News Knicks Front Office Unsure of How They're Going to Mess This One Up
"I honestly don't think it's possible to mess this one up, which is the first time I've felt that way about running a team," said New York Knicks owner, James Dolan, who also released a public statement asking that he be referred to in the media as Jimmy Do-Lin. "Jeremy Lin is just so good and the team is absolutely flourishing around him. The guys actually look like they're having fun out there — not just making millions to play a game. Even Coach D'Antoni is smiling. I haven't seen him this happy since I jokingly told him we weren't going to pursue Carmelo Anthony."
Dolan — or Do-Lin, as he is now called — said that having a young, franchise point guard at the league minimum salary is something most team's would dream of.
"But I don't want to stand pat," he said. "We can always improve, so that's why I put in a call to see if Isiah Thomas would be interested in coaching to put us over the top. He didn't pick up. He probably was worried I was calling to ask him to listen to my band's latest single. But I'll keep calling him. That said, Mike's job is probably safe as long as we don't lose another game."
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