Picture Jay Cutler Went As A Twinkie For Halloween
The soft, creamy filling was his heart. (via KSK)
Picture 2 QBs Jay Cutler Can Use As Examples To Improve His Image
Dog-killing and sexual assault allegations don't matter if you're TOUGH.
Opinion "Jay Cutler Visits The Doctor": A Short Play
- Dr. Steve
Hi, Jay. How are you today?
- Cutler
Hi, Dr. Steve. I'm okay.
- Dr. Steve
Really? Lovie told me you hurt your knee.
- Cutler
Yeah, I guess so.
- Dr. Steve
You guess so? Lovie said you couldn't go out and play yesterday because of it.
- Cutler
Yeah.
- Dr. Steve
Well, which knee is it? I'll take a look and we'll see what we can do.
- Cutler
It's my left one. Or maybe my right one. I can't really remember.
- Dr. Steve
You can't remember? Well, it can't hurt that bad.
- Cutler
I don't know. I'm pretty tough.
- Dr. Steve
Jay?
- Cutler
Yes, Dr. Steve?
- Dr. Steve
Did you just make up this whole story so you could come here today and get a lollipop?
- Cutler
No.
- Dr. Steve
Jay?
- Cutler
Can I have a lollipop?
- Dr. Steve
Jay, we've talked about how lollipops are bad for you.
- Cutler
But I like lollipops.
- Dr. Steve
But your diabetes, Jay. You can't have them.
- Cutler
I know.
- Dr. Steve
And Jay?
- Cutler
Yeah, Dr. Steve?
- Dr. Steve
You're almost 28 years-old now. I like you. But it's probably time you stop coming to see me. I am a pediatrician. A kid's doctor. The mural on the wall behind you is of a teddy bear holding balloons.
Picture This Guy Doesn't Think Jay Cutler is Very Mature
Jay Cutler doesn't think this guy is very mature.
Video Jay Cutler will never be a fullback
And I guess it's still undecided if he'll ever be a quarterback.
Picture A giant Chicago Bears inflatable deflates and dies after being struck by an overthrown Jay Cutler pass.
