PICTURE: Chicago’s ABC 7 Goes with Cutler/Suicide Zinger

I guess they couldn’t come up with a good diabetes zinger. (photo via @m_davis41) Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Takes Long Drag on Cigarette, Sighs, Steps Onto Practice Field

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler begrudgingly began another football season today when he took a long, slow drag on his cigarette and snuffed it out on the ground with his foot ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Eagles Fan Has Very Philadelphia Cutler/Romo Sign

As though Jay Cutler cares about fans taunting him. He’s got an offseason to plan. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Behold Jay Cutler’s Closing Speed!

Doooooooooon’t caaaaaaarrrrrre.  Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Annoyed That Josh McCown Hasn’t Taken His Job: “Ugh. I’d rather just stand here.”

Chicago Bears backup quarterback Josh McCown has played remarkably well for injured starter Jay Cutler over the past month and half, throwing 13 touchdowns to just 1 interception and ... Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Smoking in His Birthday Costume

Oh, no. Cutler has become self-aware. He knows we’re laughing at him. What now? Continue Reading →

World’s Most Accurate Jay Cutler Jersey

Smirk. Continue Reading →

Kristin Cavallari Cares About Jay Cutler’s Baby as Much as Jay Cutler Cares About Anything

That baby already smirks at a 5th grade level. Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Mocks His Teammates for Wearing Pink Gloves and Shoes

Teammates say Bears quarterback Jay Cutler spent the majority of their Monday night victory over the Dallas Cowboys making fun of them for wearing pink gloves and shoes to recognize ... Continue Reading →

Little Packers Girl is Very Mean to Jay Cutler

He doesn’t cry. He throws tantrums. Big difference. Read a parenting book. Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Press Conference Face

His respect for the media is evident. Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Treats His Linemen to $19 Casio Watches

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler treated all five of his linemen to $19 Casio wristwatches Thursday night after his teammates managed to get him through an entire game against ... Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Not a Fan of Photographers

Pretty tough for a guy with an opposite-of-tough game. Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler: "It’s not okay to mock me for worshipping Satan"

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler said today that his "close, personal relationship with Satan, Prince of Darkness" is not something that should be open to ridicule by ... Continue Reading →
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Jay Cutler Breaks Up with His Center After Bad Snap

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler severed all ties with Bears center Chris Spencer today after a fumbled snap while practicing goal line plays at training camp. After the ball fell ... Continue Reading →

Jay Cutler Went As A Twinkie For Halloween

The soft, creamy filling was his heart. (via KSK) Continue Reading →

2 QBs Jay Cutler Can Use As Examples To Improve His Image

Dog-killing and sexual assault allegations don’t matter if you’re TOUGH. Continue Reading →

"Jay Cutler Visits The Doctor": A Short Play

*Scene:* A doctor's office exam room. Jay Cutler sits alone. The door opens. [[[chat]]]Dr. Steve: Hi, Jay. How are you today? Cutler: Hi, Dr. Steve. I'm okay. Dr. Steve: ... Continue Reading →