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VIDEO: James Harden Sets New Personal Record for Not Caring About Defense

Well, he didn’t sit down on the court. So that’s a positive. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: James Harden Shoots One-Legged Free Throws

Wax on, wax off is a good defensive philosophy for mirroring the ball. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: James Harden Doesn’t Even Attempt to Play Defense

It’s okay, though, because he has a beard and therefore not playing defense is eccentric. Or something like that. Continue Reading →
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James Harden is DeAngelo Hall; DeAngelo Hall is James Harden

Sorry, James. You’re now an overrated NFL defensive back. Continue Reading →
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James Harden Has No Friends

Bearded people tend to be unclean. Continue Reading →
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James Harden Haircut

That’s … flattering? Continue Reading →
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James Harden Has Ankles Broken by a Nigerian Basketball Player

In his defense, he might be diving. Continue Reading →
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USA Basketball Riding Segways, Y’all!

It’s decided. The 1992 Dream Team was better. Continue Reading →
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James Harden Pineapple Head

Beards! Continue Reading →
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James Harden’s Inevitable Evolution

He’ll never play in away games unless he is medicated before the flight. Continue Reading →
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NBA History Made with Double Flop

Manu Ginobili's flop disease is contagious. AHHHH! Run for your lives! Continue Reading →
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James Harden Cake

Metta World Peace wants to eat that. Continue Reading →
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James Harden’s HOF Flop

You'd think his beard would save him from such malicious blows to the face. Continue Reading →