Colts Acting Like a Sassy Middle Schooler About No. 1 Pick

The Colts know they suck, but what are you? Continue Reading →

No Love for Bernie Kosar and Brian Sipe?

The blue is clearly a protest vote. Continue Reading →

A Fitting Image of Peyton Manning’s Exit from the Colts

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Manning, Colts Agree to Part Ways: "A relationship has to be about more than just sex"

After 13 years together, Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts are separating. The official announcement comes after it has been publicly known for months that the Colts are courting ... Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning’s New Meat-Cutting Job

From superstar quarterback to deli worker. Sad. Continue Reading →

EXCLUSIVE: Peyton Manning’s CONFIDENTIAL Medical Records

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Indiana is Struggling with the Peyton Manning Strife

Has an entire state ever committed suicide before? Continue Reading →

Jim Irsay on Peyton Manning Meeting: "It’s completely normal to have snipers on top of the building"

Colts owner Jim Irsay brushed off charges today that his intent to have snipers positioned in, around and on Lucas Oil Stadium for his upcoming meeting with Peyton Manning suggests ... Continue Reading →

Blue State America Does Not Want to Get Rid of Peyton Manning

Andrew Luck is the president of Red State America. Continue Reading →

Coming This Summer, "CSI: Manning"

They play good cop, derp cop. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Spends All Day on His Swing Set After Being Cleared to Play

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning spent all day playing yesterday after getting the all-clear from doctors that his injured neck has healed. "Anyone who knows Peyton ... Continue Reading →

Jim Irsay is Shooter McGavin

He eats Peyton Manning and pieces of shit for breakfast. Continue Reading →

Eli-Peyton Noogie Tattoo

So now the noogieee has become the noogier Continue Reading →

Super Bowl XLVI to Feature Pregame Tribute to NFL Legend Lucas Oil

As the Super Bowl descends on Indianapolis for the very first time, the NFL has announced plans to honor Lucas Oil, the man after whom the Colts' stadium is named. Oil, who died ... Continue Reading →

Colts Continue Overhaul as Peyton Manning Has Team Owner Jim Irsay Brutally Murdered

The Indianapolis Colts continued their dramatic overhaul today as Peyton Manning had Jim Irsay brutally murdered. The team owner's head was placed on a spike outside the Colts' ... Continue Reading →

Large, Peyton Manning Look-Alike Attempts World Record for Vienna Sausage Eating

Another proud moment in Colts history. Continue Reading →

Weatherman Vows to Wear His Wife’s Panties if the Colts Don’t Win

Usually weathermen have much more dignity than this. Continue Reading →

The Indianapolis Super Bowl Shuffle

So it turns out the Colts are not the most embarrassing thing about Indianapolis this year. What an upset. Continue Reading →