News Guy Who Normally Complains About the Same Teams Being in the Playoffs Now Complaining About Pacers and Grizzlies
"Pacers and Grizzlies? Who gives a crap about them?" says Jeff. "I can't name a player on either team."
Jeff isn't too jazzed about the San Antonio Spurs being in the Western Conference Finals either.
"I'm so sick of them. They're so boring," he said. "And it's another small market team that no one gives a crap about," he added oddly, considering just weeks ago he said David Stern and the NBA officials conspire to advance big market teams in the playoffs.
"I don't want to watch these nobody teams in the playoffs," said Jeff. "What I wouldn't give to see the Lakers and Celtics still around."
Jeff made this statement without irony despite bitching incessantly during the 2010 NBA Finals about having to watch the Lakers and Celtics. "Enough with these teams already," he said then. "The NBA needs some new blood."
Well, that totally pays him back for knocking the Knicks out of the playoffs.
You've now officially seen a lord a'leaping.
Picture Gerald Green Can Probably Dunk
Tip: Jumping that high is bad for your knees, so don't do it.
We can't call Red Auerbach and Phil Jackson the greatest coaches anymore.
Residents in Blackford and Delaware counties recount an unruly night of corn trampling and livestock taunting that destroyed literally hundreds of dollars worth of crops and left at least one duck dead.
"Yup, someone done gone decapitated a duck with a subsoiler," said Clint Neel, sheriff and assistant faith healer of Fairmount. "The duck was pretty drunk, though, so I figger he was just as much to blame."
Police were mostly helpless to contain the disorder, with about half of their interceptor tractors on loan to departments downstate. While several of the alleged rioters were taken into custody, they were promptly released when officers couldn't find the Master Lock to keep them in the bandit closet.
Dwyane Wade really ages well.
Tape won't stop an Amare attack.
It was destiny.
May 27, 2011 Column
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