It Was Nice of Andre Johnson to Not Make Cortland Finnegan Bite the Curb First

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Andre Johnson Destroys Cortland Finnegan in a Fight

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Houston Texans Achieve Highest Power Rankings Spot in Franchise History

Many said it could never be done. But the Houston Texans used that doubt to fuel them and this week, for the first time in franchise history, earned a Top-5 spot in an NFL power rankings ... Continue Reading →

Gruesome, Career-Threatening Injury a YouTube Sensation

Texans defensive end Connor Barwin and Eagles fullback Leonard Weaver both suffered horrific leg injuries on Sunday that will likely keep them out for the remainder of the season, ... Continue Reading →

A little help here?

Actually, a lot of help here? Continue Reading →

Matt Schaub excitedly displays the Giant Silver Vagina Trophy he earned as MVP of the Pro Bowl.

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Running Play Dies in Committee

A key running play in the Houston Texans’ loss to the Indianapolis Colts last Sunday died in the team’s running back committee, sources say. The long-awaited debut of “20 ... Continue Reading →

AVOID: Ryan Moats, RB, Texans

AVOID: Ryan Moats, RB, Texans — Houston running back Steve Slaton fumbled his first carry of the day on Sunday against the Bills. That turnover put Slaton, a fumble machine this ... Continue Reading →

AVOID: Matt Schaub, QB, Texans

AVOID: Matt Schaub, QB, Texans— Matt Schaub is surrounded by a ton of weapons in Houston. Andre Johnson, Steve Slaton, Kevin Walter, Owen Daniels. Here's the only problem: ... Continue Reading →

DRAFT: Kevin Walter, WR, Texans

DRAFT: Kevin Walter, WR, Texans— While Andre Johnson will draw double teams on the opposite side, and with Steve Slaton drawing attention out of the backfield, Walter will get ... Continue Reading →

Training Camp Postcard: Houston Texans

Our reporter spent the day at Houston Texans training camp in Houston. Here are his notes. > Some 500 fans waited outside the Texans facility yesterday after practice to get player ... Continue Reading →