May 03, 2013

Picture Pantsless Kid Strolls Through Houston Rockets Pregame Show

Clearly just a ploy to pander to the toddler boy market.

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From Ross Snow / February 18, 2013

News Latest Check From "Linsanity" Copyright Nets Jeremy Lin $1.37

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Just a year removed from filing to copyright the term "Linsanity," former New York Knick Jeremy Lin received his smallest royalty check to date, one totaling just under two dollars.

"I remember when we had Linsanity merchandise wall-to-wall," said Jeff Huntsman, owner of a New York City sports apparel shop. "Jerseys, keychains, mugs, bumper stickers – you name it, we had it. Actually – have it – it's still here. It's just over there in that discount bin now."

The 24 year-old Lin hit New York by surprise after putting up record breaking numbers in his first seven starts last season, despite seemingly coming out of nowhere. Lin's play and affable nature led to a media frenzy, inciting the term "Linsanity."

Unexpectedly, the Knicks failed to re-sign Lin this year, instead losing him to the Houston Rockets, where his stats have dropped significantly since his start in New York, officially bringing an end to the Linsanity that really only seemed to last a couple months.

"It's still unclear what purchases led to Lin's $1.37 check, but you can be certain it was something that was 10 times the price 11 months ago," said sports marketing consultant Ian McGregor. "Perhaps a t-shirt? A jersey? Perhaps a game used jersey? It's hard to say. It could've been a lot of things with how fast his merchandise lost its value."

"I just hope his copyright proposal was approved in those first few months," continued McGregor, "otherwise I'm not sure he's made his money back. I know it costs around 40 bucks or so to file a copyright."

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February 13, 2013

Video Jeremy Lin's "SportsCenter" Commercial

Nerds are dumb.

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February 08, 2013

Video Blake Griffin Taps Chandler Parsons in the Unmentionables

They were just mentioned. Hmm. What now.

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January 10, 2013

Picture James Harden is DeAngelo Hall; DeAngelo Hall is James Harden

Sorry, James. You're now an overrated NFL defensive back.

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December 17, 2012

News Former Knicks Backup Jimmy Ling Returning to Play His Old Team for the First Time

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Almost lost at the bottom of the game notes for Monday night's Knicks-Rockets game at Madison Square Garden is the fact that a former Knicks backup point guard will be playing against his former team for the first time.

"Oh, wow, is that right?" said Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony. "I didn't realize he was still in the league. Well, good for him. If I don't see him on the court or recognize him tell, uhh … you know … tell Jerry I said 'hi.'"

The Rockets guard said he is excited to be in New York.

"I love it here. It's a great city. I've lived here my whole life," said a man who turned out to not be the player in question, as know one seems to remember what he looks like.

"Short, fat, black man, right?" said Knicks general manager Glen Grunwald. "Wait, no. You're right. That's our current point guard. I honestly don't remember the player you're referring to. Hey, do me a favor, if you see him near me, point him out and tell me his name. I don't want to be rude. Thanks."

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December 05, 2012

Video Rockets' Play-by-Play Guy Says Lakers "Poop their big boy pants"

It's called incontinence. Have some class.

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November 28, 2012

Video Omer Asik Scores in the Wrong Basket

Someone has to score for the Raptors.

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November 13, 2012

Video James Harden Has No Friends

Bearded people tend to be unclean.

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November 13, 2012

Video Jeremy Lin Airballs Game-Winning Attempt Versus Heat

Linaccurate.

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