This is Roger Clemens’ mugshot or maybe he took a job as a substitute teacher and this is his yearbook photo.

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Roger Clemens to Enter Prison in a Red Sox Cap

According to reports, Roger Clemens will enter federal prison as a member of the Boston Red Sox, picking the team he spent 13 years of his 24-year career over the Yankees, Astros and ... Continue Reading →

Phillies Trade Roy Halladay for Roy Oswalt

The Philaelphia Phillies finally agreed on a deal today to acquire Astros ace Roy Oswalt, sending starter Roy Halladay and several prospects to Houston. The Phillies also have to pick ... Continue Reading →

After years of holding his girth, Carlos Lee’s legs suddenly give way.

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BP to Attempt to Place Carlos Lee Over Oil Gusher

In its latest attempt to contain a catastrophic oil spill, the British Petroleum company has announced plans to lower Astros left fielder Carlos Lee over the gusher. BP hopes the size ... Continue Reading →

Houston Astros: 2010 Preview

SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team in the lead up to Opening Day 2010. Today:Houston Astros (2009: 74-88, 5th in NL Central) Continue Reading →