Astros Fans See Winning Mustache

If that mustache isn’t batting cleanup tomorrow, the Astros don’t want to win. Continue Reading →

Astros Fan’s Polite Reaction to Yu Darvish’s Lost Perfect Game

Maybe he’s just showing that they got one hit. Continue Reading →

Houston Astros Spending Spring Training Working on Home Run Play

The Houston Astros began full-team workouts for the 2013 season on February 16th and have spent every day since then out in the Florida sun working on one play. "This is my first ... Continue Reading →

The 2012 Astros in One Photo

It’s the cover of their highlights DVD. Continue Reading →

Astros Off to Disappointing 50-105 Start

The 2012 baseball season hasn't opened the way the Houston Astros had hoped, with the team sitting at a disappointing 50-105 — good for last place in the National League ... Continue Reading →

Cancer Survivor Kid Has Phillies Jokes

Unfortunately, the Phillies lost their fight. Continue Reading →
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Yes, “Abad” is Really the Name of a Houston Astros Player

May as well just rename them the Houston Abads. Continue Reading →

Astros Reportedly Open to Easing Roger Clemens Back in as Cleanup Hitter and Entire Rotation

Roger Clemens returned to baseball Saturday night by pitching 3 1/3 scoreless innings for the Sugar Land Skeeters. The 50 year-old allowed only one hit and struck out two, impressing ... Continue Reading →

Incompetent Astros Set Fire to Manager

The last place Houston Astros set fire to manager Brad Mills on Saturday night, leaving him with third-degree burns over 80-percent of his body. He is in intensive care in the burn ... Continue Reading →

Carlos Lee Fouls a Ball Off His Face

It's understandable that Astros players are trying to kill themselves. Continue Reading →

Drunken Spiderman Evades Astros Security

He is a better athlete than anyone on the Astros. Continue Reading →

Brett Myers’ Glove Says What We All Know

Redneck glove, redneck beard, redneck person. Continue Reading →

This is Roger Clemens’ mugshot or maybe he took a job as a substitute teacher and this is his yearbook photo.

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