The 2012 Astros in One Photo

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Astros Off to Disappointing 50-105 Start

The 2012 baseball season hasn't opened the way the Houston Astros had hoped, with the team sitting at a disappointing 50-105 — good for last place in the National League ... Continue Reading →

Cancer Survivor Kid Has Phillies Jokes

Unfortunately, the Phillies lost their fight. Continue Reading →
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Yes, “Abad” is Really the Name of a Houston Astros Player

May as well just rename them the Houston Abads. Continue Reading →

Astros Reportedly Open to Easing Roger Clemens Back in as Cleanup Hitter and Entire Rotation

Roger Clemens returned to baseball Saturday night by pitching 3 1/3 scoreless innings for the Sugar Land Skeeters. The 50 year-old allowed only one hit and struck out two, impressing ... Continue Reading →

Incompetent Astros Set Fire to Manager

The last place Houston Astros set fire to manager Brad Mills on Saturday night, leaving him with third-degree burns over 80-percent of his body. He is in intensive care in the burn ... Continue Reading →

Carlos Lee Fouls a Ball Off His Face

It's understandable that Astros players are trying to kill themselves. Continue Reading →

Drunken Spiderman Evades Astros Security

He is a better athlete than anyone on the Astros. Continue Reading →

Brett Myers’ Glove Says What We All Know

Redneck glove, redneck beard, redneck person. Continue Reading →

This is Roger Clemens’ mugshot or maybe he took a job as a substitute teacher and this is his yearbook photo.

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Roger Clemens to Enter Prison in a Red Sox Cap

According to reports, Roger Clemens will enter federal prison as a member of the Boston Red Sox, picking the team he spent 13 years of his 24-year career over the Yankees, Astros and ... Continue Reading →

Phillies Trade Roy Halladay for Roy Oswalt

The Philaelphia Phillies finally agreed on a deal today to acquire Astros ace Roy Oswalt, sending starter Roy Halladay and several prospects to Houston. The Phillies also have to pick ... Continue Reading →

After years of holding his girth, Carlos Lee’s legs suddenly give way.

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