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PICTURE: A Few Dozen People Stayed to Watch Twins-Astros in Extra Innings

Hopefully the friends and loved ones of everyone here gave these fans an intervention as soon as they got home. Continue Reading →

Surging Astros Win 3rd Straight Inning

by David Johnson During Wednesday’s 11-4 loss to the Texas Rangers, the Houston Astros rattled off three consecutive inning wins, matching their longest stretch of successful ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Houston Astros Baseball Inspires Father and Son to Take Nap Together

Don’t necessarily blame the awful Astros. That kid appears to be a Texas A&M fan. Maybe he’s just tired from a long night out drinking with Johnny Manziel. Continue Reading →
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Astros’ Starting Second Baseman Defects to Cuba

Jose Altuve, the second baseman thought by many to be the best player on the Houston Astros, rowed ashore on the northwest coast of Cuba this morning and has petitioned the nation to ... Continue Reading →
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Astros’ All-Star Representative Amazed by Everyone Making Contact in Batting Practice

The Houston Astros’ lone and required representative at the MLB All-Star Game said today that he has been “in total shock” over how good everyone at the All-Star festivities ... Continue Reading →
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Google is Mean to America’s Crappiest Sports Teams and Athletes

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Sponsored Content: 11 Ways the 2013 Houston Astros Are Awesome!

*1.* The Houston Astros is a baseball organization that plays in Major League Baseball, widely considered the premier professional baseball league in the world! 2. The 2013 Astros ... Continue Reading →
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Astros Snow Cone Vendor Takes a No. 2 with His Snow Cones

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player The Astros have been taking a No. 2 for years now, so no big deal. Continue Reading →
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The Astros GIF to End All Astros GIFs

It is the Astros GIF that defined a generation. Continue Reading →
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The Official Balk of the Houston Astros

They make failure look fun. Continue Reading →
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Astros Fan Shows Fake Hot Dog Wang on Camera

Is it a hot dog? Maybe he has a prosthetic wang. Continue Reading →

Which last-place MLB team has the best chance to make the playoffs?

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The Coolest Features of 5 MLB Stadiums

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