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VIDEO: Astros First Pitch Girl Spikes Pitch Into the Ground

Don’t worry, Astros fans. The team has much better first pitch talent coming up through the minors. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Blue Jays-Astros Set MLB Single-Game Hits Record

They probably also set a single-game record for men left on base. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Astros Blow No. 1 Pick

And he still didn’t sign? He totally used them. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: British Commentary of an Astros-A’s Game

This is the only way an Astros game is bearable. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: The Astros Welcomed Prize Prospect George Springer by Misspelling His Name

In their defense, George is a rather exotic name. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Astros Have Already Been Eliminated from the AL West

Haters. They’re scared of the best. Continue Reading →
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Astros Present Derek Jeter with Retirement Gift of Miss Texas

Derek Jeter’s farewell tour kicked off in full force in Houston last night as the Astros presented the retiring shortstop with cowboys boots, a Stetson hat, golf clubs and Miss ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: 14 Reasons You Should Root for the 2014 Astros … as Read by the 2014 Astros

Number 15: We’re significantly better than the Sixers. At basketball. Continue Reading →
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Astros to Retire: “We always said we’d quit when baseball stopped being fun”

The Houston Astros announced today that the 2014 season will be the team’s final season as a baseball team. “The last few years have been tough,” read a post on the ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: ESPN Has a Pretty Good Grasp of the Houston Astros’ Offseason Needs

Their running is acceptable, so that’s exciting. Continue Reading →
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Celebrating the Total Failure of the 2013 Houston Astros: In Photos and Videos

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VIDEO: Astros Give Up Winning Run on Extremely Astros Play

Their entire season was building to this one special moment. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: The 2013 Houston Astros are Now Officially Playing Like Ass

That slide stinks. Continue Reading →