June 18, 2013

Opinion Google is Mean to America's Crappiest Sports Teams and Athletes

Google is Mean to Americas Crappy Sports Teams
Google is Mean to Americas Crappy Sports Teams
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May 24, 2013

Opinion Sponsored Content: 11 Ways the 2013 Houston Astros Are Awesome!

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1. The Houston Astros is a baseball organization that plays in Major League Baseball, widely considered the premier professional baseball league in the world!

2. The 2013 Astros will have an All-Star!

3. This year the Astros have beaten nine different MLB teams! The Rangers, Mariners, Angels, Indians, Yankees, Tigers, Pirates and Royals have all fallen to the Astros!

4. The Astros beat the New York Yankees, 9-1, on April 29, 2013. The Yankees have a $200 million payroll and own the most championships in baseball history, yet they lost by eight runs to the Astros!

5. None of the Astros' players have tested positive for steroids this year!

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May 23, 2013

Video Astros Snow Cone Vendor Takes a No. 2 with His Snow Cones

The Astros have been taking a No. 2 for years now, so no big deal.

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May 17, 2013

Picture The Astros GIF to End All Astros GIFs

It is the Astros GIF that defined a generation.

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May 13, 2013

Picture The Official Balk of the Houston Astros

They make failure look fun.

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May 13, 2013

Video Astros Fan Shows Fake Hot Dog Wang on Camera

Is it a hot dog? Maybe he has a prosthetic wang.

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April 17, 2013

Poll Which last-place MLB team has the best chance to make the playoffs?

Which last-place MLB team has the best chance to make the playoffs? poll results
  • Rays - it's easy for the talented Rays to turn it around and stay positive because there are no fans in the stands to boo or heckle them
  • Marlins - they have an evil owner who knowingly fielded a team of nobodies ... it's basically the plot of "Major League"!
  • Indians - they are the Cleveland Indians and they're in last place ... it's basically the plot of "Major League"!
  • Astros - at some point all of those strikeouts will probably start falling in for hits
  • Padres - they'll turn things around as soon as they move the Petco fences in to 200-feet when they're batting and back to 700-feet when the opponent is batting
  • Cubs - they'll start winning once they get to play all those NL Central games against the Astros and then go on a tear from there. What? Ohmigod. Poor Cubs.
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April 17, 2013

Opinion The Coolest Features of 5 MLB Stadiums

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April 9, 2013

News Struggling Astros Just Trying to Get Through These Last 155 Games

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The Houston Astros are off to a tough start to the 2013 season and have very little hope of improving. That's why the team resolved today to just take its lumps and simply get through this final stretch of the season with an eye on improving in 2014.

"This team has been through a lot already. We've been getting humiliated as professional baseball players, as men, day after day after day," said manager Bo Porter. "It's tough physically and mentally. But as I told the team today, we're more than 4-percent of the way through this thing. We've got a little less than six months now. Only 155 games and we're done. So just be strong and finish."

Porter says his motivational speech was met with mixed reactions.

"A few guys just silently wept," he said. "Some just stared ahead, not moving. A few others asked if they could quit. One guy, I think he is a pitcher, slit his throat and bled out on the floor in front of his locker. Not exactly the high energy reaction I had hope for from the guys, but I'm new at this managing thing."

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April 03, 2013

Picture Astros Fans See Winning Mustache

If that mustache isn't batting cleanup tomorrow, the Astros don't want to win.

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