March 9, 2012

Opinion If the Marlins Stadium Designer Did Other Sports Venues

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Filed Under   MLB   NCAAF   golf   misc   horse racing   Miami Marlins
June 29, 2011

Video Weiner Dog Races at the Horsetrack

It's no less pointless than horseracing.

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Filed Under   horse racing
May 20, 2011

News Kentucky Derby Champion Reportedly Living in Squalor in a Barn

Despite earning his owner and handlers more than $1.5 million by winning the Kentucky Derby, champion thoroughbred Animal Kingdom is reportedly destitute and living in a barn, sleeping on straw and hay and subsisting on little more than oats and water.

"I have seen many athletes who have blown through their money and been left destitute, but never have a I seen anything quite as bad as this," says veteran sportswriter Frank Deford, who saw the horse's living space at the Preakness Stakes in Baltimore. "Animal Kingdom has lost all dignity. He just defecates right onto the floor of his small enclosure. He doesn't even seem to care if people are watching. I haven't seen that since I visited Lawrence Taylor for a story a few years ago."

Yet the thoroughbred's trainer insists that Animal Kingdom is perfectly happy in its current conditions.

"I don't believe in pampering athletes," said Graham Motion, who has trained Animal Kingdom from birth. "Not having every luxury met builds toughness and makes them competitive. Also, and this is probably an even bigger part, it's a horse. It's just a large, fast, dumb animal. Especially the dumb part. Did you know that they just take dumps while walking along, like nothing is happening? Even dogs try to have some privacy. Horses are idiots."

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May 3, 2013

Opinion The 13 Worst (Real) Thoroughbred Names in Kentucky Derby History


The Kentucky Derby is on Saturday. Orb is the favorite. It's a fine name for a horse. And definitely better than these names of past Kentucky Derby competitors.

Gold Shower (1943)

Sure, you can say this horse's name didn't have the same meaning in the '40s because back then there was nothing called a "golden shower." But then what would you call what we did to the Axis powers? Woooooo! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Black Servant (1921)

Oh, olden days. Such a simpler time. And an incredibly more racist time. Black Servant was foaled at Idle Hour Stock Farm in Kentucky. Weird. I assumed 1920s Kentucky was far more progressive.

The Cock (1916)

The Cock only managed to place sixth at the 1916 Kentucky Derby. Probably because he had to lug around all that extra weight.

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From Alex Watt / May 4, 2011

Opinion Thoroughbred Name Suggestions for Any Interest

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From DJ Gallo / April 21, 2011

Opinion If State License Plate Slogans Were About Sports

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Filed Under   NBA   MLB   NFL   NCAAF   misc   NCAAB   NHL   horse racing
March 30, 2011

Picture The New Mascot of the Preakness Stakes: Kegasus

Outside of the drunkeness, gambling and cruelty to animals, horse racing is pretty classy!

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March 8, 2011

Opinion If The Sports Section Had a Job Listings Page

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February 28, 2011

Picture Ron Jeremy Wins Horse Race

He probably won by a penis.

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Filed Under   horse racing