Your shot is 10-feet short, hero!
That and the set-shots make it entertainment gold.
His birth was in News Of The World and now this!
He is first in his class in jumping.
And chances are he's probably going to get better. And you? Not.
Another foot or two and he totally had that.
Elementary school dunk contests are usually even worse.
SportsPickle published a list of 10 high schools with great team names. You submitted other schools that deserved to make the list. Here they are
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#10 Frankfort High Hot Dogs
Do their players celebrate a lot? Is there a hot dog manufacturing plant in the town? Did their previous mascot, a bulldog, catch fire in a tragic accident? Like hot dogs themselves, it's probably a mix of everything.
#9 Hoopeston Area Cornjerkers
It's surprising this school even has sports teams. Most teenage boys would choose to stay home jerking their corn over playing a sport.
They all quickly fouled out for tackling.
His trademark catchphrase is anything shrieked until it hurts your ears.