You know, there's an outside chance that guy had imbibed alcohol.
Picture His Other Car is a Lawnmower
Here's someone who would be happy to have a pictured texted to him of Brett Favre's dong.
You'd think Green Bay, Wisconsin would have better musical talent.
Five years ago this woman probably would have given anything to receive an inappropriate text from Brett Favre.
He's on Team Edward.
September 10, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
... featuring robot genitalia!
From @ClayMatthews52 AKA Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews
If you watched Green Bay play the Cardinals on Sunday and found yourself wondering how the NFL's No. 2 ranked defense could get torched like that, wonder no more!
Defensive coordinator Dom Capers was asleep.
Well, we can't know for sure that he was asleep, you say. We can't see his eyes.
Okay. Fine. If that sudden jerk his whole body did wasn't because he snapped out of sleep, the only other option is that he had explosive diarrhea. Or maybe explosive diarrhea in his sleep.
Let's agree that sleep was the least embarrassing possibility.
And let's also agree that Dom Capers should be fired. For sleeping, for his tricky bowels, for his hair or for his terrible defense. Take your pick.