Ignore his uniform. This guy’s not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He’s on Team Edward. Continue Reading →

… featuring robot genitalia!

From @ClayMatthews52 AKA Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews … Continue Reading →

Packers Defense: Shockingly asleep at the wheel

If you watched Green Bay play the Cardinals on Sunday and found yourself wondering how the NFL's No. 2 ranked defense could get torched like that, wonder no more! Defensive coordinator ... Continue Reading →

Hours later in the parking lot, these girls were seen being pushed into a windowless van by Santa’s evil brother, Bill Claus, seen at right.

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Tweet of the Week

From @leroybutler AKA former All-Pro safety LeRoy Butler … Cleaning my house near waupaca , wi , this sucks I need a wife, lol . Not to do it for me but to help me, then take adult ... Continue Reading →

How Peter King imagines Brett Favre’s Wrangler commercial

Why shouldn't this be the ad? Most people who buy Wrangler jeans eventually make them into jorts anyway. Continue Reading →

Aaron Rodgers Sacked Twice by Packers Left Tackle Chad Clifton

Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was sacked six more times Sunday in Green Bay's disheartening loss to the Buccaneers, raising his total to an NFL-worst 37 sacks through just ... Continue Reading →

Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers stabs Brett Favre with a shiv following Minnesota’s 30-23 victory.

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Reports: Brett Favre Considering a Return to His Wife’s Vagina

Less than 20 minutes after rolling off of his wife and kissing her goodnight, former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre is seriously considering a return to her body for one ... Continue Reading →

Don Majkowski Demands to be Reinstated as Packers Quarterback

With Brett Favre long gone, Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers may have thought he would no longer have to deal with an unretiring quarterback muddling his ascent in Green Bay. But that ... Continue Reading →