It's probably some weird sex term.
Picture Bubba Watson Tattoo
It would be stupid NOT to get a huge tattoo of someone with three career PGA Tour wins.
You can't go wrong with Halloween candy. Except for candy corn. No one actually like candy corn if they did, it would be eaten the other 11 months of the year. But for some reason, candy corn is a seasonal institution we can't get rid of, so you choke it down with all the good stuff. The BCS is the candy corn of sports, ruining all of our delicious college football.
No one hates Werther's Original Caramels, just as no one hates golf. But both can be a little bland and boring. And both are loved by old people.
Sometimes a birdie helps your score, sometimes it gives you karma that gets you reincarnated as a turd fly.
He looks like Lance Berkman. That's not a compliment.
Picture Reminder: Don't Lick Your Balls
Also, you should know that fertilizer doesn't make your balls grow.
Picture Classy Tiger Woods Art
Unfortunately, today's Tiger would probably miss the hole.
He'd be even more excited about an exciting sport.
"Back when he was dominating everyone, we 'Tiger-proofed' a lot of our courses to prevent him from winning every tournament," said PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem. "Now that things have changed, I thought it was only fair that we did him a favor and gave him a little bit of help."
Had courses not been "Tiger-proofed" a decade ago, it is likely Woods would have already passed Jack Nicklaus for the most major victories. But now Finchem says the course changes are "more of an insurance liability thing. We can't have people getting drilled over and over by hard, golf balls hurtling through the air. Tiger is going to kill someone."