He once did a stripper named Montana.
Golf is classy. It's referred to as an intercourse scandal.
Yogi Berra and Mickey Mantle for Yoo-Hoo
No doubt Yogi Berra had a great Yogiism about his teammate fellating a kids' drink.
"It's great to finally get back in the win column," said LaCava, who was clearly relieved to have his title drought at an end. "I was tired of hearing all the caddy critics out there saying that 'Joe LaCava is never going to win another golf tournament.' Well, in your face. I'm a champion again."
LaCava entered Sunday's final round with a 1-stroke lead but said he felt confident he was going to win.
"Everything was going great, you know? It was just one of those days," he said. "The strap of the golf bag felt really good on my shoulder, when I would put the clubs back in the bag, they'd slide right in and not get jammed on the other clubs. I peeled a perfect banana. And one time I said '7-iron here' but then the wind picked up and I said, 'No, go 8-iron,' and the eight turned out to be the right club. I was in a zone."
Picture Cactus-Covered Golfer
Either that's cactus or really huge and terrifying worms.
That's for all the golf team members who were cut from the football team.
Since when can Europeans throw things?
It's probably some weird sex term.