Video Tiger Woods Fan an Even Bigger Mashed Potatoes Fan
It's probably some weird sex term.
Picture Bubba Watson Tattoo
It would be stupid NOT to get a huge tattoo of someone with three career PGA Tour wins.
Opinion Popular Candy and Their Sports Equivalents
You can't go wrong with Halloween candy. Except for candy corn. No one actually like candy corn — if they did, it would be eaten the other 11 months of the year. But for some reason, candy corn is a seasonal institution we can't get rid of, so you choke it down with all the good stuff. The BCS is the candy corn of sports, ruining all of our delicious college football.
No one hates Werther's Original Caramels, just as no one hates golf. But both can be a little bland and boring. And both are loved by old people.
Video Tiger Woods Doesn't Have This on His Conscience
Sometimes a birdie helps your score, sometimes it gives you karma that gets you reincarnated as a turd fly.
Picture Phil Mickelson Takes Batting Practice
He looks like Lance Berkman. That's not a compliment.
Picture Reminder: Don't Lick Your Balls
Also, you should know that fertilizer doesn't make your balls grow.
Picture Classy Tiger Woods Art
Unfortunately, today's Tiger would probably miss the hole.
Video Tiger Woods Still Has One Big Fan
He'd be even more excited about an exciting sport.
News PGA to "Tiger-Proof" Courses by Putting Protective Barriers Around Fairways and Greens
"Back when he was dominating everyone, we 'Tiger-proofed' a lot of our courses to prevent him from winning every tournament," said PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem. "Now that things have changed, I thought it was only fair that we did him a favor and gave him a little bit of help."
Had courses not been "Tiger-proofed" a decade ago, it is likely Woods would have already passed Jack Nicklaus for the most major victories. But now Finchem says the course changes are "more of an insurance liability thing. We can't have people getting drilled over and over by hard, golf balls hurtling through the air. Tiger is going to kill someone."
