Video Pantsless Pro Golfer Hits Golf Out of Water Hazard
Maybe if he played with his pants on he wouldn't hit balls into the water.
Video Bubba Watson's Golf Cart Hovercraft
And you thought golf couldn't get any cooler.
Picture Caroline Wozniacki as Rory McIlroy is Almost as Terrifying as Rory McIlroy
She should think twice before breeding with that thing.
News Anchored Putter Debate Rips America Apart as Nation Hurtles Toward Civil War
President Barack Obama, who golfed last week with noted short putter advocate Tiger Woods, addressed the nation today one last time before heading to the safety of an underground bunker.
"Be we pro-anchored putter or anti-anchored putter, may God have mercy on our souls and lead us through this dark time," said the president. "May we find a way through this and become a new and whole nation again. Goodbye for now, good luck and God bless."
Hopes that the U.S. military could keep the peace until a resolution supported by all of golf's governing bodies can be reached has proven fruitless. Officers and soldiers on both sides of the anchored putter debate have left the ranks and refused to follow orders from superior officers with dissenting putter views. A violent brawl broke out at a Joint Chiefs meeting last night over anchored putters, official splitting the military in two.
Now all that is left for American citizens is to fend for themselves.
Opinion 10 Great Sports Debate Questions ... Answered Once and For All!
#1 – Is LeBron James better than Michael Jordan was in his prime?
Unfortunately, there is just no way to know this because Michael Jordan's prime fell when LeBron James was a little kid, so they never played against each other.
#2 – Is LeBron James a better player than Kobe Bryant?
Similar to Jordan vs. LeBron, Kobe and LeBron's primes didn't exactly match up, but they at least have been able to play during the same era. However, basketball is a team sport, not an individual sport. And how would we agree on what makes a player better. Championships? Statistics? Again, basketball is a team sport and so many other factors come into play. All we know for sure is that both LeBron James and Kobe Bryant are very good basketball players. This speaks to the previous question, as well. Even if Michael Jordan and LeBron James had played against each other, it would likely be impossible to make a clear-cut case that one was better than the other.
#3 – Will Tiger Woods break Jack Nicklaus' record for career majors?
The only way to know this is to wait and find out. Woods is currently 37 years old and in very good shape, so we could have the answer in the next 18 months or not for 25 years. Time will determine the answer. It's as simple as that.
Picture Kangaroos Invade Golf Course
The best club to use to bludgeon attacking kangaroos is a 9-iron.
Video Phil Mickelson Falls Down, Remains Not an Athlete
His half-inch vertical is still his most amazing unathletic feat.
Video 17 Month-Old is Better at Golf Than You
He's the next Tiger Woods. He probably has a harem at day care.
