Picture Tiger Likes Being On This Magazine Rack
Someone tell Derrick Rose to wake up. (via Midwest Sports Fans)
News Tiger Woods' New Girlfriend Likely Just Trying to Gain Access to World No. 1 Martin Kaymer
But since the two started being seen together a few months ago, whispers have grown around the golf world that Lahti Johnston is simply dating Woods in hopes she can catch the eye of Martin Kaymer, the No. 1 ranked golfer in the world.
"People want to be with the best," said former British Open champion Stewart Cink. "We saw all the tail Tiger got when he was No. 1. And now it's Martin's turn up top. You really can't get any hotter than Martin Kaymer right now. I mean, that guy is an international superstar! If I was Tiger, I would be very skeptical of this girl's intentions."
"It's not just the fact that Martin is ranked No. 1 while Tiger is only No. 3," said Steve Stricker. "Martin also has impeccably pleated pants and I'd guess at least 300 different colors of polo shirts. Throw in that German accent and an incredibly awkward manner around girls that can be interpreted as being shy, and he's got golf groupies all over him. They want in on that total package."
Video Farting Interrupts Tiger Woods-Graeme McDowell Match
Outside of insulting women, farting is the peak of golf humor.
Video David Feherty Hit In The Crotch With a Golf Ball
Great shot, kid. Now get Jim Nantz.
Picture Of Course John Daly Has The Laziest Golf Bag Ever
He watches TV when he needs to rest from the physical demands of golf.
Video Tiger Woods Loogies the Green
That will help a golfer behind him hold the green.
Picture A New Golfer for Dave Chappelle's Racial Draft
He has a black hat. Does that count?
