John McIlroy may one day be as good as Ted Woods or Jim Nicklaus.
Video Swedish Golfer SMASH!
Blood on his pants does actually complete his red-white look.
They're the biggest star in golf since Tiger Woods.
Picture Live TV Coverage of the US Open
Next hour, Tiger does laundry.
Picture Rory McIlroy: Son of the Grinch?
The Grinch would have had to knock up someone uglier to have McIlroy.
Chin up. Still 71 holes to go! Or, maybe 35.
Picture A Very Dated Tiger Woods Ad
Pick up chicks? No. Pick up porn stars? Yes.
Video Finally a Golf Boy Band
Tiger Woods leaves and golf goes to hell.
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