Jameis Winston Accidentally Crushes a Rabbit to Death

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston tragically broke the neck of a rabbit he was petting today. Continue Reading →

Scared, Confused Nation to Take Out Its Anger on 20 Year-Old Florida State QB

Ebola within our borders. Foreign wars. Stagnating wages. Terrorism. Continue Reading →

Report: Florida State Looking Into Why Jameis Winston is Covered in Blood

According to numerous sources, Florida State University’s athletic compliance department and on-campus security have begun to look into why star quarterback Jameis Winston is ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Bama Grocery Store Puts “Jameis Winston” on Crab Legs Tag

$19.79? No wonder people steal them. Continue Reading →
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Tallahassee Police Clear Jameis Winston After Crab Refuses to Press Charges

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston was issued a citation by Tallahassee Police on Tuesday for stealing crab legs from a Publix supermarket. But today the TPD have cleared Winston ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Florida Gators Fan Makes Horrid FSU “Royals” Parody Song

College students, please stop making parody songs. You’ll never get a job. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: College Baseball Player Jameis Winston Does “The Robot” Behind ESPN’s Cameras

ESPN is showing college baseball now? They have too many channels.  Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Florida State’s “Red Lightning” is a Huge Hit with the Ladies

New name: Ol’ Ginger Nipples. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: “Red Lightning,” Unofficial Ginger Mascot of Florida State Football

He is the hero that gingers need. But is he the hero that gingers deserve? Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: NBC Sports Radio Had the Hottest Take on Jameis Winson Not Getting Charged with Sexual Assault

  Zing! They found it to be a B(C)S charge! Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Florida State Man is in Love with Jameis Winston

It’s beautiful to see love in bloom. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Florida State’s ACC Championship Rings Say “SEC”

Good for them. Winning the SEC Championship is far more impressive. Continue Reading →

Idiot Florida State Fan Puts Face Paint On in the Mirror

FSU valedictorian. Continue Reading →

Suggested “College GameDay” Signs of the Week: Clemson at Florida State

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Hot Action in Florida State-Notre Dame Bowl Game

Pretty sure that gets you thrown out of a Catholic college. Continue Reading →

That Ref Isn’t Supposed to be Positioned That Way

He’s just trying to get a shoe endorsement. Continue Reading →

Suggested College GameDay Signs of the Week: Oklahoma vs. Florida State

ESPN's College GameDay is in Tallahassee, Fla., for Oklahoma vs. Florida State. – – – – - Continue Reading →

Florida State Student Newspaper Likes Entendres, Hates Cock-Blocking

The editor of this paper has a future at "The Economist." Continue Reading →