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VIDEO: Islanders Fan Recalls Conceiving Her Son in the Nassau Coliseum Parking Lot in ’82

This doesn’t feel like it’s all that original. This is how I imagine most people on Long Island came to be. Continue Reading →

The Alternate Wonderlic: Do You Have What it Takes to Play in the NFL?

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10 Reasons the Eye Test is Better for Evaluating Players Than Analytics

1. “Analytics” didn’t exist in the old days, but we knew that Babe Ruth was great. We knew that Bill Russell was great. We knew that Gordie Howe was great. We knew ... Continue Reading →

ANALYSIS: All of LeBron’s Passive-Aggressive Tweets About Kevin Love

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8 OBVIOUS PhotoShops of the 2015 Hannah Davis “Sports Illustrated” Swimsuit Cover

1. The chances that the Sports Illustrated logo was floating through the sky behind Hannah Davis when this photo was taken are very slim. More likely, it’s an addition through ... Continue Reading →
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New Father Richard Sherman Picks Fight with Guy in “World’s #1 Dad” T-Shirt

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and his girlfriend welcomed a son into the world Thursday morning, Sherman’s first child. But the festive occasion quickly added controversy ... Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Did Your Team Get a GREAT Recruiting Class???

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Rob Gronkowski Pretending He’s Drunk and Shirtless at 4 AM Because His Team Won the Super Bowl

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has been partying non-stop since the Patriots won the Super Bowl Sunday night, an accomplishment a drunk Gronkowski said of this morning ... Continue Reading →

Honest NFL Headlines: Super Bowl

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Patriots Win Record Fourth Asterisked Super Bowl

The New England Patriots successfully won another asterisked Super Bowl against the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX, the franchise’s record fourth forever-tarnished championship. ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Seahawks Punter Jon Ryan Attended the “University of Vagina”

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Patriots Fire Longtime Director of Football Cheating

The New England Patriots today announced they have parted ways with David Granger, the team’s Director of Football Cheating since 2000, and the man thought by many to be the ... Continue Reading →

Marshawn Lynch’s Single-Minded Focus on Football Causing a Distraction at the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has been generated countless headlines this week for wanting to focus on Sunday’s Super Bowl game.  Continue Reading →

Bill Belichick vows “swift justice” for whoever failed to deflate 12th football

New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick said today that he is just as upset and angry as everyone else is over the latest news about his team, and will make sure there is “swift ... Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Are the New England Patriots CHEATING?!?!

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Glendale, Ariz., Residents Say They’d be Okay with a Giant Fireball Destroying Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl

Although they realize that a giant fireball wiping out University of Phoenix Stadium and Super Bowl XLIX could mean the end of their own lives, residents of Glendale, Ariz., say they ... Continue Reading →

Honest NFL Headlines: Conference Championships

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VIDEO: Insane Woman the World’s Most Intense Arm Wrestler

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH is right, ma’am. WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH is right. Continue Reading →