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The Free Agency Approaches of 10 NFL Teams

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The NFL’s 10 Most RACIST Head Coaches

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2015 Minnesota High School Hockey All-Hair Team

Studies show flow peaks at age 18. Continue Reading →
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Robot Sportswriters are Here … and Their Laser-Hot Takes May Destroy Us All

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Best Part of Russell Westbrook’s Game is That He Can Hit His Free Throws, Says Your Dad

Russell Westbrook continued his historic run of amazing play Wednesday night, posting his fourth consecutive triple-double in a win over the Sixers, but it’s a stat that doesn’t ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Other NFL Teams Completely Unaware They’re Just Pawns in Chip Kelly’s Grand Scheme

According to sources in NFL front offices throughout the league, all the NFL teams who don’t employ Chip Kelly are completely unaware that they’re merely puppets that the ... Continue Reading →
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Toronto Maple Leaf Daughters’ Letter Asking for Their Dads to Get Traded

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Six Aaron Hernandez Jurors Dismissed After Admitting to Previously Being Shot by Aaron Hernandez

The Aaron Hernandez trial has been delayed after six jurors who had already been seated for the trial admitted to having been previously shot by the former Patriots tight end.  Continue Reading →
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Ronda Rousey Inspiring Young Girls to Beat the Shit Out of People

UFC star Ronda Rousey is 11-0-0 in her dominant career, capped by a 14-second defeat of Cat Zigano at UFC 184. But it’s her impact outside of the octagon that is drawing the most ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: TSN’s “TradeCentre” Airs Tweet About Joffrey Lupul Banging Dion Phaneuf’s Wife

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The NBA’s Top 9 Players Named “James”

1. James Harden Why he’s better than LeBron: James Harden’s team beat LeBron’s team on March 1, 2015. Also, Harden kicked LeBron in the crotch, which is the modern ... Continue Reading →
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EXCLUSIVE Interview with Joakim Noah … ‘s Twitter

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Timberwolves Ask Kevin Garnett If He Can Buy Them Beer

The Minnesota Timberwolves welcomed former star Kevin Garnett back to the team this week, and he was immediately welcome with open arms by his teammates. Continue Reading →
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8 Ways to Slow Down Baseball Games

Baseball is pretty much the only sport going on in the summer. It’s all we have from the end of the NBA Finals until college football kicks off. And what’s better than ... Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning vows to return “more disappointing than ever” in 2015

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning informed team vice president John Elway this week that he intends to return for an 18th NFL season in 2015 and, according to friends and associates ... Continue Reading →
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A Job Application to Help Sam Hinkie Build the 76ers

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Bobby Bonilla Reports to Mets Spring Training to Collect His $1 Million Check

Former New York Mets outfielder Bobby Bonilla reported to training camp in Port St. Lucie, Florida, today to collect his giant novelty check for $1.19 million, per his agreement with ... Continue Reading →
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A-Rod’s Pre-Written Apology Letter for the Entire 2015 Season

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