He needs a co-pilot to help him avoid such things.
It seems kind of dangerous to jump a snowmobile into the air like that.
Who puts Mountain Dew in a flask?
Extreme Ice Fishing
Description: Each contestant is assigned to a frozen pond and given 100 pounds of C-4. The X-fisher who kills the most fish wins.
Style points: Given for the X-fishers whose fish catch the most air when blasted out of the water.
Description: X-Gamers compete to come up with the douchiest lingo for common things people do during the winter. Everyone on the judging panel is over the age of 40 and the Lingoing winner is determined when a new word causes everyone on the panel to roll their eyes.
Style points: Given to the Lingoing contestants who come up with a new term for Lingoing during the Lingoing competition.
His bird bath is full of Mountain Dew Code Red.
Picture Rock Skiing
That's probably bad on the wax job.
He's even too X for the X-Games.
That antelope clearly had just been drinking out of a stream of Mountain Dew.
I'm just glad Joey is OK.
Vomiting only makes you stay up longer because you're lighter.